Jordan K

Wife • Mama • Doula • Christian —Tiktok & Instagram: @jothemama

[Jordan K @jothemama]

Gift ideas for your wife for Mother’s Day: literally anything that isn’t spending the day at your moms house #MothersDay2022

[Jordan K @jothemama]

So it’s fun here now?

[Jordan K @jothemama]

Where can I get the energy of a 3-year-old with a cold? This boy is a snot fountain sporting a temp but still running in place while loudly singing along to the Shrek soundtrack.

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

“I’m going to leave Twitter if Elon Musk takes over” is the new “I’m going to move to Canada if Trump wins”.

[Fabiana @fabianatmelia]

My feminine urge to leave the city, buy a piece of land where I can have my house, also cows and chickens, homeschool my children and cook every meal for my family 🥺

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

This Afghanistan vet just blew up MSNBC’s entire Biden-simping Afghanistan narrative LIVE ON AIR.

What a glorious takedown. Watch this.

[Jordan K @jothemama]

My pronouns are Claire’s/hoops

[Jordan K @jothemama]

The Cars movie obsession should be a developmental milestone

[Jordan K @jothemama]

Oh for goodness sakes... this is the equivalent of that one kid making up new rules for monopoly cuz they’re losing and trying to convince everyone it’s a legit rule.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

How to ban a satire site you don't like:

1. Prohibit satire that "punches down."
2. Write articles saying the satire site you don't like punches down.
3. Cite the articles in Wikipedia to solidify the narrative.
4. Ban the site and reference those sources.

They're on step 3.

[Jordan K @jothemama]

@DineshDSouza if you’re looking for podcast guests... I’m free 🙋🏼‍♀️ (oh and thank you for the recognition and all that fun stuff too)

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Midwife Ends the Term "Birthing Person" in One Amazing Minute https://t.co/g1EArJkdVt

[Jordan K @jothemama]

Consider this my crowning achievement #notthebee #WomenWontWheesht

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Watch this midwife tear apart the term "birthing person" in 58 seconds flat 🔥 https://t.co/zlVuvJSp2m

[Jordan K @jothemama]

👀👀 so you agree - we shouldn’t change the terminology and consequently misgender the majority. (Also who’s gonna tell Tia I’m not “hard right”?)

[Jordan K @jothemama]

To say this to a woman who had gone to the hospital 3 times during those 4 days and be turned away every time... yikes.

[Wokal Distance @wokal_distance]

The woke are "Cry Bullies." They bully people, then play victim when you call them on it.

Pic 1: @MamaDoctorJones makes a threat. The twitter equivalent of "watch your back."

Pic 2: @MamaDoctorJones plays victim by showing mean tweets.

Pic 3:@jothemama tells the full story.

[Jordan K @jothemama]

“Think of me less as a ‘ball and chain’ and more of a ‘gunpowder and match’” -me meeting my husbands parents for the first time

[Jordan K @jothemama]

There’s ✨ nothing ✨ radical ✨ about ✨ feminism ✨ and ✨ if ✨ you ✨ think ✨ there ✨is ✨ you ✨don’t ✨ actually ✨ understand ✨ feminism ✨ #WomenWontWheesht #feminist #radicalfeminist #feminismisntradical

[Jordan K @jothemama]

So is there really sexism happening in birth? Idk, but this is what I’m seeing. Thoughts? #birthworker #birthdoula #WomenWontWheesht

[Jordan K @jothemama]

@wokal_distance Happy to be here - im not stopping anytime soon 🤙🏼

[Jordan K @jothemama]

Oh hey that’s me 🥰 #WomenWontWheesht

[Wokal Distance @wokal_distance]

Turn your sound up.

This is a master class in how a woman with a Spine of steel and a feminine spirit can use a beautiful story to speak truth.

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