Jo Thornely

Speeling Bee Champion

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I saw Talk to Me and am told I had my hand on my face, ‘oh my goodness gracious’ style, continuously from twenty minutes in.

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Ultimate battle

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Sad that our ex-PM might lose nine tenths of his personality. https://t.co/lHdw822n5k

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Sous chef doing his important prep snoof snoof snoofs

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I figure there's 7-8 weeks until Twitter is reduced to thirty people per week getting the opportunity to walk past a randomly-chosen rock.

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Black Mirror. Beyond The Sea. Aaron Paul. Floored.

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Drink your winosaur, doctor. #drinkyourwinemate

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I feel like we all have a finite amount of energy to use thinking about Gladys Berejiklian, and I’m already in deficit.

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Let's make tampon wrappers and billionaires quieter.

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Just popping in to remind you that LGBTQ+ people don't recruit, they just want to make sure people feel good about who they are. Y'know, like the exact opposite of churches.

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TF is happening here

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Oysters change their gender all the time, we should eat them before they try to compete in the Olympics.

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Joan Is Awful is not awful, and Michael Cera getting smacked in the face remains oddly satisfying.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

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@adamrichard My guess is Jason Momoa.

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Okay so I've searched some pretty effed up stuff but I still don't deserve this particular branch of targeted marketing.

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@adamrichard If we find the link between us, we find the reason for the pants.

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One Paragraph Movie Review: Jezebel, a 1938 film about - like so many other films are - a brat in a frock. https://t.co/EI4p8wDJ92 #OneParagraphMovie

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omg SHEIN why are you so obsessed with me

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Okay I’m about to watch Born on the Fourth of July and I can’t see any reason to enjoy it.