Jordynn Dinsmore

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[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!!!!!!! I THREW AWAY MY RETAINERS IN THE TRASH AT WORK 6 HOURS AGO!!!!! I HAVE HAD THEM FOR 11 YEARS!!! MY TEETH WILL SEPERATE AGAIN LIKE THIS

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

They have little Timothee WORKING this press release 😮‍💨

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

@benrwatt LOL

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

Why is no one talking about how horrible the Spotify Wrapped design is???

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

PSA going into holiday card season! Your last name pluralized doesn’t need an apostrophe!!!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Today and every day, let’s remember the importance of giving back and showing our gratitude to those who have given us so much.

[Bdubbya 🇺🇸🇩🇿 @REALtalk4uHATER]

He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

😞

[erika @yeeeerika]

you never know what burdens people are dealing with

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

@_jfors Stop hahahaha

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

On vacation in Maui and my husband (30s) and father (late 50s) are playing catch in the backyard as if they are 12 years old. The youth men maintain 🤣

[jynx @jynxbby]

me when i say “okay” instead of arguing:

[millie @stunninbrina]

“mom i threw up”

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

why do i get scared to post on my OWN instagram story Imao ?????????

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

There’s no time to be sad in Libra Season.

You need to do your hair. You need on make up. You need to go shopping. You need to learn how to do nails and make waist beads. Your house needs new touches. You’re way too busy creating beauty to be sad, babe.

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

I’m sorry this Baby of Year contest is giving Kony 2012 🫣

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

So… did he ever answer a question or…?

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

I think I’m getting old bc thinking about learning how to use the new iPhone stresses me out

[Jordynn Dinsmore @jottobot]

Do you ever meet someone and think ‘wow I bet they look just like their mom’? Like some people just look like they’d look like their mom 🤷🏼‍♀️