Joubin

add me on Star Stable Online, ign: Toby Papahammer

[Joubin @joubini]

this is now a Felix fan account #FelixPictureOfTheMonth

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

the car as a commuter vehicle is disgusting, but for long distance non linear group transportation is it quite beautiful

[FRUT 🦈 @fruttymoment]

It is extremely important to make the shopkeeper HOT in your quirky game that has items and upgrades

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

getting addicted to a video game is good actually cause it means you spend less time on social media

[Joubin @joubini]

@turboghosto today, you're wizardposting. tomorrow? maybe not.

[turbomander @turbomander]

"you cant just suddenly join the dark lord maladictus after 150 years on the king's council!"
sunk cost fallicy
"think of the lives you will have to take just to keep his phylactory city running!"
appeal to emotion
"how could you think of doing this, you foul lich!"
ad hominem

[turbomander @turbomander]

walks past you but just outside of your range so as to not pull aggro

[turbomander @turbomander]

just divided something by zero btw. it’s actually super easy and they let you do it if you’re pure of heart

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

i liked Breloom before he/she was a symbol of violent resistance to private health insurance but can’t deny it makes the Pokemon 100x cooler

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

coming home to see a little kitty face in the window is what it’s all about

[Avery Edison @aedison]

just told my cat that she and I invented cats sitting on laps. she has no way of knowing otherwise, and it’s nice for her to get a win, but… I worry. she believed me instantly—where is the critical thinking? and honestly I’m not happy with how easily the lie came out my mouth

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

oh you’ve never watched the lord of the rings trilogy bc you’re “not into that kind of stuff”?…. grow the fuck up.. you’re embarrassing yourself

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

being a guy and calling another guy “brother”… I bet that feels so nice

[Joubin @joubini]

i want to get back into runescape but i dont think im mentally ill enough to be honest

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

u should get to leave work early if u really really wanna play video games

[eva 💌 umbeth (uchigatana) @evaspren]

que maravilla