Jourdan Elizabeth

Darlin’, you take the high horse, & I’ll take the high road. 🦋💜✨

[. @laurenthehough]

Women are allowed to have checking accounts.

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Simpler times.

[Jourdan Elizabeth @jourdieee]

@_traceeellis @JessSchied Omg I loveeeee it 😫

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

Dwyane Wade makes me feel very emotional. If all kids had parents who loved them like he loves his, the world would be so healed.

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Glad to see so many embracing therapy. A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Baby steps

[Kayleyyy🤪 @Kayleyyy_G]

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[Jourdan Elizabeth @jourdieee]

@_traceeellis @Wilsonwl02 @JessSchied Sameeeee!!! 😛

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Men be like “you’ve been different ever since I disrespected you”

[☆ CRAY ☆ @craymusic]

Ur not bff until you trauma dump on each other at an Olive Garden

[Biggs Burke @1996Biggs]

Working 5 days just to be free for 48hrs just don’t sit right in my spirit.

[🧢 @defffkapp]

having a job is cool but everyday ???

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

How to avoid burnout.

Get 7 types of rest:

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[Zzz💭 @CountinZs]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

[t @TlFFANYK]

were you a child in the early 2000s listening to tyra banks call women who were 5’10 and 115lbs plus sized? if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[Jourdan Elizabeth @jourdieee]

Church Girl deserves better! 💅🏼

[billboard charts @billboardcharts]

All 16 songs from @Beyonce's 'Renaissance' land on this week's #Hot100 (1/2):

#1, Break My Soul
#13, Cuff It
#19, Alien Superstar
#22, Church Girl
#26, I'm That Girl
#27, Energy ft. @WhoisBeam
#30, Cozy
#41, Plastic Off the Sofa

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Idk how Beyoncé gonna do this next concert cause there's a not a single song she can skip on the album. Plus she gotta do some of her older classics.

We gonna be there all night

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.