⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃.

aya ford under heavy construction forever wip probably. usually inactive Oops

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

it is Pride Month! to celebrate, i will be releasing a toxin into the air to chemically castrate every "allo" individual who dares to say that being aromantic or asexual is Just A Phase. any questions?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is World Otter Day.

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

the temperature's been exceedingly high lately, even for gravity falls... but reports say that this is, alas, simply the result of global warming and NOT an anomaly. [ broken-hearted sigh. ]

it does, however, have me think of fixing up an old prototype of mine— the freeze ray!

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

mm... perhaps. you should consider drinking water. make sure to stay hydrated! [ hypocrite. ]

oh, and eat something, too. preferably sugary— ah! here, i have just the thing.

[ offering her. a bag of gummy worms :} ]

[‎ ‎ ┄┅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ bai ‎ ‎‎ ‎ he. @cryokits]

... yeah! ( frog blink ) maybe i'm out of it too. lots of brain fog, eugh ,,

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

hmmm? now, whyever would i try that? [ guy who, absolutely, resolutely, definitely, 100% IS going to try to ride it. ]

tsk tsk, henri. have a little faith in me!

[ do not have faith in him. ]

[henri. | sh @amalgamagus]

...
I'm not coming to get you if you try riding it,

/ (they absolutely will though—)

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

nooo. i'm perfectly, er. "inside of it?"
inside What, exactly, i'm... not sure. it depends on what the "it" in the original phrase is referring to.
my own mind, perhaps? [ knocks twice on his head. metal clang sfx ]

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

oh the cutest tootsit. like if yuo double tap to scrungly the When!

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

[ face of a guy who only registered "kelpie" and not the rest of the statement ]

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

KELPIES MENTIONED! [ with the energy of that anime girl "___ mentioned" meme ]

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

b ai h. e,

[‎ ‎ ┄┅ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ bai ‎ ‎‎ ‎ he. @cryokits]

hi welcome

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

wait,

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

hello everybody my name is Welcome and

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

indeed. you could even spice it up a bit: why simply MEOW when you can [ unintelligible alien ( animal? ) noise???? ]

[ looking like he just did the most normal thing in the world. 10/10 confusionbait. ]

[henri. | sh @amalgamagus]

*exactly.

too many words make things messy— why spell it all out when you could meow instead?

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

@amalgamagus

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

⿻　aya.　 logs on to do the usual ford henri banter. logs off again for another year

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

... oh!
in that case: i can relate entirely!

oftentimes, when one is lost for words, a mere "meow meow" is enough to convey all that you wanted to say.

[ ...it's unclear if he knows he's being bullshitted & doing it back. maybe so, maybe not??? ]

[henri. | sh @amalgamagus]

.... yes.

all of my deepest desires given words.

/spoken with faux reverence. (they're absolutely bullshitting him,)

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

someone who gets meow meow meow??????

[henri. | sh @amalgamagus]

Lrt

someone who gets it 😌👍

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

@rottencreation UHHWHAHAHHH.... kulou hua you mean so much to me :(((((((((

[⁇ * 𝐒𝗧𝘼𝗡𝑭𝐎͟𝐑𝐃. @journalthrees]

https://t.co/BTy4lNHqvK WAHHH... rock pals are real :((( ueueueee