it is Pride Month! to celebrate, i will be releasing a toxin into the air to chemically castrate every "allo" individual who dares to say that being aromantic or asexual is Just A Phase. any questions?
the temperature's been exceedingly high lately, even for gravity falls... but reports say that this is, alas, simply the result of global warming and NOT an anomaly. [ broken-hearted sigh. ]
it does, however, have me think of fixing up an old prototype of mineβ the freeze ray!
mm... perhaps. you should consider drinking water. make sure to stay hydrated! [ hypocrite. ]
oh, and eat something, too. preferably sugaryβ ah! here, i have just the thing.
[ offering her. a bag of gummy worms :} ]
hmmm? now, whyever would i try that? [ guy who, absolutely, resolutely, definitely, 100% IS going to try to ride it. ]
tsk tsk, henri. have a little faith in me!
[ do not have faith in him. ]
nooo. i'm perfectly, er. "inside of it?"
inside What, exactly, i'm... not sure. it depends on what the "it" in the original phrase is referring to.
my own mind, perhaps? [ knocks twice on his head. metal clang sfx ]
indeed. you could even spice it up a bit: why simply MEOW when you can [ unintelligible alien ( animal? ) noise???? ]
[ looking like he just did the most normal thing in the world. 10/10 confusionbait. ]
... oh!
in that case: i can relate entirely!
oftentimes, when one is lost for words, a mere "meow meow" is enough to convey all that you wanted to say.
[ ...it's unclear if he knows he's being bullshitted & doing it back. maybe so, maybe not??? ]