OMG ! How infuriating!
911 Operator: Ma’am, I understand there’s an emergency… but first—what’s his favorite color?
Caller: “WHAT?!”
911 Operator: Stay with me. What size jeans does he wear? Skinny? Relaxed fit? This is critical.
Caller: “HE’S LITERALLY—”
911 Operator: Ma’am, I cannot dispatch help until I know his Instagram handle. Is it private or public? Verification matters.
Caller: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”
911 Operator: Very. Also, how many eyelashes are on his left eyelid? Not the right—focus.
Caller: “HE NEEDS HELP NOW!”
911 Operator: And I need answers, ma’am. What’s the mileage on his car? Last oil change? Favorite fast food order? We’re building a profile here.
Caller: “OH MY GOD—”
911 Operator: Ma’am, please stop crying and be useful. Does he prefer Pepsi or Coke? Blood type? Zodiac sign? Rising moon??
Caller: “SEND HELP!!!”
911 Operator: I will, as soon as you confirm—does he still have a VCR? Anyone in the home with a fax machine? Backup landline??
Caller: “THIS IS INSANE!”
911 Operator: Ma’am, calm down. Panic doesn’t help. Now… what’s his WiFi password? And spell it slowly.
Ridiculous!! Smh
@KwameMeans@alan_ochieng@GSEncounters nah she needs to learn from her it. simply ringing it up doesn’t include any confrontation unless she says something