Jovan

Strong Opinions, Sound Business. 🇺🇸🇦🇱
"The Moderate Albanian"

[Jovan @jovan___jovan]

Nowadays?
I'm retired.
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A little bit of cultural work here.
A few donations there.

Every now and then... I take the cars out for a jog.

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Anyway...

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Give them a minute.
The system is working as designed.
—
You're welcome.

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We tried to contain them.
They don't bite

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Sorry guys,
The bad Albanians are spilling over 🙄

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Sorry guys,
The bad Albanians are spilling over 🙄

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I'm canceling my Netflix subscription

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Make More Albanians!! (MMA)

[KC🤍 @_simplykc_]

Y’ALL I AM GOING ON A DATE WITH A GUY I MET AT ALBANIAN PROTEST😂

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@arberx_ These people are going to change the world

[𝗸ā𝗻𝗲 @KaneOfLife]

the great man dances on the ruins of his former self

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@CekuFitim Fitim you're doing incredible work for the culture you're a representative of

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> Illegal dude
> 5 kids
> Rugrats
> In Upper Class Town
> New Car
> ???
> wtf

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@vdekjefashizmi @evikokalari @POTUS Everyone's Albanian mom said this to their child at least once in the past 7 days

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tbh the Trump administration is doing good.
But can we cheer the vibe up??
We'll all be happier.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This successful renovation not only made the Reflecting Pool more beautiful, but it was completed at a fraction of the time and cost of Obama's botched project—AND it finally addressed the leaks that caused millions of gallons of water loss per year.

But the Fake News @washingtonpost won't acknowledge that.

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@femalepencil Apple is our designated spyware of choice

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@janapilled Let's go hiking

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There's no World Model...
For successful Albanians.
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We're building it...
Brick By Brick

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Maybe this is why...
Many choose to be with one another?

[Balázs Doryphoros 🌴 @PannonianMantis]

“When you are with women, you are alone. When you are with homosexuals, you are alone. When you are with men far oustide your socioeconomic class, you are alone. You will, for a majority of your life, be alone.”

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@Geiger_Capital George Washington, the spiritual Albanian

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@kukalajet There is a beautiful saying...
"Shqiptarët jan ritur të kujdesen për njëri-tjetrin"
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"Albanians are raised to take care of one another"

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When you're Albanian
People are nice to you.

Because they know cousin Xhimi.
And cousin Xhimi is a good man.

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Water is Wet

[Union Pan-Européenne @unionpaneurope]

Albanians are white.

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@janapilled