jovie 💋

fueled by antidepressants and dr pepper | she/they

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

fav photos dump 🫶🏻💖

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

Do I gain or lose aura points for having hairspray the musical cranked in the dispensary parking lot

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

I went to Ross the other day and the lady that checked me out was also actively texting on her phone- at the end of the day I worked retail, and I know y’all aren’t payed enough, but damn !

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

@TedNivison I cannot BELIEVE you gave Bibble a ZERO!

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

found out I made less than 11 grand last year which idk if y’all know but thats almost 4 thousand less than the federal poverty level, don’t even get me started on washington. My hours were cut because my manager just didn’t like me :) I would be screwed if I had to pay rent

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

I got rear ended by someone with State Farm and now I keep getting bombarded with State Farm ads..

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

thinking abut the time i returned a shirt cause it fit funny and they completed the return, then stuck it back in the bag and gave it to me. I didn’t even notice until i got home

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Will Ferrell pulled up to his sons frat party out of nowhere and started to DJ 🔥😂

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

I’m not a religious person but this still made me cry

[The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog]

Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month. The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words:
Dear God,
Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.
I hope you will play with her. She likes to swim and play with balls. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.
Love, Meredith
We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letterbox at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.
Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, 'To Meredith' in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, 'When a Pet Dies.' Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page were the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:
Dear Meredith,
Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away.
Abbey isn't sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.
Thank you for the beautiful letter.❤️

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

Love the mariners let’s go mariners

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

@pirone_michael Im struggling to see why this needs to exist when the whole point of product images and having a model wear something is to see the actual product being used.

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

@lolHoloGoddess Baldurs gate!! I got this too!!!

[sarah 🌟 @ssarahemily]

behind every hot girl is a regrettable past as a panic at the disco fan

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

@Gps2124 theres an outside cat named vinny that lives in my neighborhood…. He’s an old tuxedo kitty I hope this isn’t him :(

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

spelled deceive and disrespectful wrong though

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

oh no

[jovie 💋 @jovanmb2000]

just got bit by a flying ant in a pool whats that about.

[Nick @NickBouker]

Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me