jovanna ♡

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

him: don’t get any ideas

Me:

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

As I sit here reading news of the bed bug infestation in Paris, I couldn't help but wonder, when will there be a man in bed for me to bug?

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

I want to book a trip for my parents and while they’re away I’ll get rid of all the shit they hoard. After it’s over, we will all have effects of a vacation 😌😌😌

[faith @faiththegemini]

If I say “I’m hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person

[Gold ✨️ @GoldN64]

She got her thinking cap ON

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

If I thought I had a shopping problem in America….I’m unhinged in Japan. And I don’t feel bad ✌🏼😜

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

The first people whose jobs should be entirely replaced by machines.

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

I’m really sad @gwenstefani never did a video for Harajuku Girls. Would’ve been everything.

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

@SaadyaLorena 😂😂😂 I was fine with them being ooovveeerrrrr there. And now one is in my department. I’m constantly annoyed.

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

Why are boomers so insufferable in the workplace. Omg get over yourselves.

[Ramin Setoodeh @RaminSetoodeh]

The Force was with Diego Luna and Hayden Christensen

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

My dad: I lost my Apple Watch……3 days ago…..can you find it?

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

I wish I could try every good croissant in the world 😋☕️

[jovanna ♡ @jovanuh_]

It’s so satisfying to have all devices fully charged. Including handheld vacuums.