Mork

I own more Rugrats VHS tapes than you.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

me in the Criterion Closet: u guys got Sky High

[Mork @jovenjamsss]

Saw @nycguidovoice‘s set last night in DC and a friend decided to look into one of the bits. He found Nick’s dad’s actual patent LMFAO

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

This band was created in a lab to lose Democrats the midterms

[Lirien @LirienWires]

Go do big crime, Espurr.

[cptcinnabun @chaoticmeatloaf]

MAMDANI’S FAVORITE ANIME IS DIGIMON!!!!!
MAMDANI IS ONE OF US
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(video from @ donovantheprince on tiktok)

[kate bush updates 🎒🇵🇸 @canceled4truth]

Tyson’s Corner, Virginia

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

That’s because riffing is an art and “speak a little Chinese for em Derek” is his Starry Night

[Josh @pj_sazz]

"I am iron man" "I am doom" okay well I'm just a constant headache, a tooth out of line

[Mork @jovenjamsss]

The most loveless fucking losers in all of D.C. will all be in one place. Really makes you wonder who's going to be running the dick sucking factory while they're out.

[Jonas Du @JonasYDu]

Who wants to come to my pro-data center party in DC

[adam 🛸 | txf s6 @tboymulder]

this is the shit mulder would ask scully on the road.

[ten @tenfescue]

they dont tell u that once ur introduced to spider-man at the ripe age of 4 years old he becomes an integral part of you till you die

[🦢 @temporaryco1or]

Matt Johnson

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

out: losing weight with glp-1s

in: losing weight because trump gutted the fda and now all food is poison

[Tarmanydyn 🐀 @Tarmanydyn]

@JohnWakefieId Nick Mullen? The former guest panelist on Fox News' Red Eye?

[Mork @jovenjamsss]

@Wifesucker He’s looking very Chinese these days

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[Belle @plainwhiteclaw]

Filipinos can just do that

[Kazmo @heykazmo]

The MCU knew they was losing me so they deployed an atomic bomb