Joanne Louise

cancer carer. geek. herder of invisible minions.creeps up on ninjas. parent of HOH child.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

‘If you vote Binface you’ll save the British taxpayer £350k — the cost of the second by-election if Farage wins this one and and the parliamentary authorities then find corruption — and you can put that on the side of a bus.’

[Dr. Ian Garner @irgarner]

The greatest tweet of all time, retire this site now

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016]

Reform are questioning who funds Count Binface.

This is better than anyone could have imagined 😂

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I can neither confirm nor deny that Robert Jenrick has asked to defect to the Count Binface Party. I can confirm that the answer's no.

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

This has the potential to make Nigel Farage known around the world as “that guy who lost to a bin”

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

‼️ Listen to BBC Today:

Q: “What is your appeal going to be to the people of Clacton?”

Count Binface: “Well… I’m not Nigel Farage.”

😂

Farage called this by-election to dominate the headlines. Instead, he’s handed @CountBinface a national platform.

[Oliver Gausden @DinomiteVGC]

For my non-UK friends who don't follow our politics:

- The leader of the far right party has called an election in his area as a publicity stunt to show he can win against "the establishment"

- He will be running exclusively against a man wearing a bin

- He might actually lose

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Clacton is now officially Count Binface vs Farage.

All parties have stood aside for Binface.

So, now need complete cross-party unity; perhaps even forming a mega group of canvassers, all working to kick out the trash, and elect an intergalactic bin.

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

If Count Binface ends Nigel Farage’s political career in this silly hissyfit unnecessary by-election it will be the single greatest moment in British politics

[Joanne Louise @Jowinning84]

@uncreativetom The nation might be healing

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Every party standing down in Clacton, — except @CountBinface — is the best possible response to this pathetic Farage stunt.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

People of Clacton, you know who to vote for 😆

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Binface vs Binfire. Bring it on.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Count Binface says he will stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Remember when everyone was kicking off over climate activists being falsely accused of blocking ambulances, even though they had a policy of letting them through?

People were making up hypothetical scenarios like, “What if your nan was having a heart attack and she was in that ambulance?”