JoD

working on that whole evolving thing...

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Getting #FitinaDash this New Year with @FitMenCook and @cookwithdash. I just entered their exclusive giveaway to win the new Fit Cook x Dash collection! 💥 https://t.co/llFRrwaJcW

[JoD @jowtfd77]

https://t.co/OCmc5knAOt #GoFundMe

[JoD @jowtfd77]

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #ad
https://t.co/jolPjDge6R

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Lotta thigh gaps here...even if my legs were pulled to 180-deg, my thighs would still touch 😒

[JoD @jowtfd77]

@VirginAmerica About how long is the average wait time at the moment? #inlimbobutnotthedance

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Nothing is happening... nothing is EVER happening. Why am I even on here? #notcoolenuf

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Amen to day drinking...#yolo #bottomlessmimosas

[JoD @jowtfd77]

If Kermit & Bobcat Goldthwait had a vocal love child, I'm sitting next to her #FocusDamnit!

[Sell on Amazon @Sell_on_Amazon]

Follow+RT for a chance to win a @RennySmartPhone Ringer
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#AmazonSweeps

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Enough of a problem that they HAD to post a sign for it?! {O_o} #nevercleanenough

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Maybe not...

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Insomnia is "supposed to be happening to" me?!!? F&@@$)#*€>~%>|>*^<}+ on a popsicle stick! }=[

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

These are great- send to all the men in ur life RT @texpatriate 10 Rape Prevention Tips. @lizzwinstead

[JoD @jowtfd77]

@TapUNICEF No one thirsty around me... I am very well known for forgetting I even own a phone...or how to use it... :/

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Habanero pepper vodka/passionfruit/cane sugar w/sugar rim & cilantro leaf garnish... More days on this trip please?!?

[JoD @jowtfd77]

So half awesome (RT side=feels good) half sucks (LT side=can't feel)... Off to do it again. Bring it, Portland! #determined

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Generally sedentary, not in a gym...walked 20000+ steps in under 5 hours. This will be awesome/suck (?) tomorrow...#uhohfattie

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Yay! It only took me 4 years to figure out my password for this thing... Now if I can only figure out why people are following me [ :/

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Surprisingly happy... all things considered....

[JoD @jowtfd77]

Give and Get is Here!: http://bit.ly/i19cqF via @addthis