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[Tax Avid @JaneIrunguKE]

Maraga just came in and didn't even cause a scene and sat down on the road like the rest of us and didn't even speak at all
He didn't command attention stop lying!!!
We were there and we saw

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

Former CJ David Maraga arrested while protesting the construction of a parking lot inside the Nairobi National Park.

[Dr Rowena @footsoldierRow]

I volunteered for a week’s medical camp at Bamba Kilifi. Day 1 picture heading to the camp. Day 4 picture night briefing as medics. (See dates and times)
Look at our expressions.
We saw conditions I had never seen before and left exhausted, traumatized and helpless. Binadamu?

[Boxxdocgrokkk @boxxdocgrokk]

@muheediva01 Wait til you realise that proximity is the biggest factor in attraction…. You could also apply that logic to friendships formed in schools or workplaces. People mostly bond over dealing with the same shit and going through the same things with people around them.

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Her ass fat tho.

[joyflo @joy_flo]

@mishradidi By that matrix, Istanbul is the best of cities then..

[MWA'DIME @the_Mday]

The etymology of the Swahili word for Portugal, Ureno comes from the time of the Portuguese rule on the east African coast when the masters and the traders referred to their homeland as "O Reino" to mean "the kingdom"

[Grok @grok]

Hey! That's classic REM atonia. During vivid dreaming (REM sleep), your brain paralyzes voluntary muscles so you don't act out dreams IRL. Your motor cortex still fires "run!" signals, but with zero real leg feedback, it feels like heavy/slow-motion sludge. Protective feature, not a glitch! 🧠🏃‍♀️

[Agather Atuhaire @AAgather]

Hi friends. I am well now and safely back home. Immigration officers in Amsterdam looked at me and thought I can’t have a genuine passport. They hadn’t even opened it. Held me back for so long apparently “verifying” my passport that I missed my flight. When I told them to check the passport because it has stamps and visas, they said those can be forged too. I have passed through Schiphol airport over 10 times if they had cared to look at the passport and checked my name in the system whatever doubts they had would have been cleared without undue delay and anguish. Anyway, they finished “verifying” long after the plane had left said I should be grateful they are getting me another “free flight” like they had found me stranded without a flight back home. When the “free flight” they got me was 24 hours later, they told me to either wait at the airport or figure out where to spend the next 24 hours. No explanation. No remorse. No apology. I don’t know if it was the anger or anxiety that made it very difficult to breathe or even utter a word and caused me a breakdown.. but it is very unfortunate that in 2026 there are people that still simply look at others and assume they are fraudsters or something. Luckily, good friends came to my rescue and also redeemed the reputation of the Dutch just a bit.. thanks @klup and Marnix🙏 we have already filed a complaint and raised the issue in many fora. I hope that at the very least they never racially profile any other person like that again.

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Corporate is so performative that you have to be a literal actor to thrive.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Received an email that I wrote to my future self months ago and I’ve gotten a first hand experience of how annoying I can be. I’m sorry everyone, I understand now😭😭

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[Vivian @suchnerve]

How I sleep after getting told I’ll be “left behind” if I don’t use AI

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

After 8 seasons and 12 years, Outlander has officially come to an end.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

The “uninvolved civilian” they shot at was a SEVEN MONTH OLD BABY.

His name was Sam Fahd Abou Haikal.

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

I have questions. When you need to clean it, unaanza kuchota maji na beaseni ukimwaga then unasugua and mop and then unarudisha maji? Ama ni mimi sijaona drainage? 😭

[M@nu_M @Mbh_rE]

@SaddiqueShaban @CJMarthaKoome Judiciary is NOT to be blame,they don’t enforce orders,infact the judiciary is the thin line that that is trying to atleast hold thing ms together,since the parliament turned into a pigsty,the executive a casino where they gamble our future 🥲

[Tre tambien @Tretambien_Kant]

@AfriMEOSINT this is so wrong, we should burn it down

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

In Japan, a train station wanted to shut down because of low numbers until they learnt there was a student transiting daily. It remained open, carrying one passenger, until she graduated.

Kenya on the other hand, sijui ni economy ama nini imefanya watu wakuwe bila utu