Sassy Joy 🌹

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When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time ~M.A.

[Sassy Joy 🌹 @joy_henderson]

"Tell me about yourself"

Me: I'm a LEO

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

“Get it hard for me” is an instant turn-off honestly😭😭😭

[Sassy Joy 🌹 @joy_henderson]

🗽🗽🗽

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they are upgrading the property/apartment.

[LAVISH @msalexandriae]

My priorities straight, I can do what I WANT around this b*ch!

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[AB @CarelessAB]

Instagram always adding unnecessary shit, show me who unfollowed me so I can unfollow them back.

[solé @layxsnv]

ion tell nobody shit nomo i could be having a baby rn and nobody a know shit 🤣

[Chris 🇺🇸 @VeryBullishGuy]

the craziest part about Cham that nobody talks about is how he actually got into this world. he wasnt born into money or connected to silicon valley at all. he literally just started showing up to tech conferences in like 2008-2009 as a rapper and people thought he was joking. he met Mark Suster at one of these events and they clicked, Suster was building Maker Studios and Cham put in $1.5 million of his own rap money. when Disney bought Maker in 2014 for $500M (with performance bonuses up to $950M) his payout was reportedly over $20 million. thats a 13x return on one bet.

but heres what really separates him. he didnt just get lucky once and coast. he put money into Cruise Automation in 2013 when it was literally a startup nobody heard of. three years later GM buys it for over a billion dollars. then Ring before Amazon scooped it for another billion+. then Lyft before they IPO'd.

in 2015 Upfront Ventures made him their entrepreneur-in-residence which was the first time a rapper had ever held that position at a major VC firm. and instead of just stacking his own bag he started running pitch competitions with E-40 and Daymond John specifically for minority and women founders. gave $100k to a trucking startup called Fleeting that won his competition.

his net worth is estimated around $50 million now and honestly the music money is probably the smallest piece of that. dude said it best in an interview once, he said he walked around the music industry for years and saw alot of rich people but never saw wealthy. got into tech and sees wealthy every single day. thats a fundamentally different understanding of money than 99% of artists ever develop

[KERRI'S DIARY 🖤🦋 @lavender_price]

I love a man that genuinely fw me all day, every day like checking in, calling, texting, facetime, pulling up… I can handle my own, but it’s something special about a man who makes you feel wanted & thought about ♡︎

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

One thing Black Folks DO NOT play about is being greeted before being asked a question 😂😂😂

Be quick to say “Well Good Morning to you too TF” 😭😂😂😂

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

when you decide to stop all that fake laughing at your job

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

All she gotta do is bring her phone and lipgloss when we go on dates. I got the rest.

[Sassy Joy 🌹 @joy_henderson]

Or while your pregnant 🤰🏾

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

someone treating you shitty in the middle of your grief is something you don’t forgive or forget

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

there are so many things I want to buy

[Sassy Joy 🌹 @joy_henderson]

She was only done for publicity while he fought that case

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

ME: I’m DONE with this nigga. FOH.

ALSO ME:

[Girl.Cole @ColeRNx2]

Yall always bragging about not having no kids but wanna celebrate Mother’s Day bc you got a dog.. please go to hell 🤣🤣

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

Can we shift focus to the sheer volume of black people GRADUATING COLLEGE TODAY??? I ain’t seen nothing but caps, gowns, degrees, and TEETH 😭💓