Joy Mac

Yo soy pero soy no. 조이 맠. Joseph. I only tweet about really important shi---- no I don't.
I use my Twitter as an annoyed health diary. Don't follow me.

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If I ever plug up a toilet, I actually feel kinda proud of myself. "Now, THAT'S what I call digesting!"

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What the fax?! I guess faxing isn’t dead 🤷‍♂️ Use Dropbox Fax by @DropboxSign to send and receive faxes from anywhere. #DropboxFax https://t.co/WEuhzg8n4U

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@nathanwpyle Merfolk

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It's hard to hate someone you've grocery shopped with... but I'm working on it.

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@joshuakrady @joinoneapp I second this tweet

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@joinoneapp You removed notes from pockets. Which is where I detailed my monthly expenses. I won't even comment on the layout/color scheme.

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Invisible illness causes a lot of guilt.

When you can't get your work done it's easier to say "I had a cold" or "I broke my arm" than "I had fatigue & brain fog & couldn't move -- yes, even though I seemed perky on that work phone call -- I actually had to lay down after that."

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And here comes the part of my day where I want to cry ... because I have too much work to do and not enough time to do it in. #yay #periodbrain

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Anxiety, it's 3am... can we "not" now?

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I think God could have come up with a more efficient reproductive system... one that doesn't mentally and physically disable women for a number of days every month. #ihatetoday

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This packing for a month thing is quite difficult and has taken hours.....

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Me tryna finish up work and pack before my flight tomorrow...

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Someone called me querida gringa and all I can think of is...

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I wish I could take my dogs with me everywhere I go 😭

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@DavidBegnaud Facebook strikes again!

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@alisbethblack @DavidBegnaud Alopecia is an autoimmune disease not "baldness" -- autoimmune disorders are medical conditions.

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The days where you really need to work but your brain won't let you read... anything that matters. Why can I read a book, but not this work article?

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Volcanoes = Earth Pimples

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Who do I talk to about returning Today? Is is cash-refund or just exhange?

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@colocha89 Then you're right... (someone else posted this)

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Ever have those days when you're pretty sure you're the worst person on earth?