oyife

By the time you hear the next pop the funk shall be within you. 📧[email protected].

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

My President.

[Mamatobiofficial @Oluwakaponeski]

I have seen bad days as a Nigerian citizen. Today is the worst.

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Lori becoming nick cannon but, without a child

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Not this man introducing himself to me as ‘Hi, my name is ABC and I treat women’ lmao. God, abeg

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Having a green passport has given me more heartache than any breakups.

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Fireboy’s concert is the only concert I wanna attend this year!

[oyife @joy_oyife]

This little girl blew me a kiss at church today.🥹

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Sleeping for the rest of the day

[oyife @joy_oyife]

A lot is going on right now

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Me every 2mins “Shey you dey whine me niiieeeeeiiiiii o oh oooooo” 😭

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Can’t wait to watch black panther when it comes out on cinemas.

So excited

[oyife @joy_oyife]

🥹

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

I can feel the love through the screen 🥺😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[oyife @joy_oyife]

If you wanna date me, get ready to give me your ex number or something cause I’ll need to hear her own side of the story.

[oyife @joy_oyife]

Being born in Nigeria is enough mental issue for one soul.

[oyife @joy_oyife]

@_jollypapa Was in this room and the insults I heard from two grown men would last me for the rest of the year and next year, mehn.

[oyife @joy_oyife]

People in club house just open rooms to insult themselves, and claim to be ahead of each other with the “do you know who I am” statements. Every room I enter, “ *someonespeakingphonetics* you’re poor that’s why you’re still in Nigeria”

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Every time I start beating her in iMessage games, she immediately sends word games😩

[oyife @joy_oyife]

The most attractive thing is if a guy has 200 followers

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

One minute you’re happy, the next minute a random wave of sadness and anxiety hits you and messes your mood and day up. The worst thing about it is that you can’t seem to shake it off no matter how hard you try.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

May you not marry someone that you’ll force to bath at night before going to bed.