Joy Subtraction

Punk-influenced hard rock music for fans of the two blacks: Sabbath and Flag.

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8 p.m., Rodney’s on the air
He’s beating off, in Joan Jett’s hair

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We can’t understand why furloughed federal workers killed and ate Wilbur Ross. And then burned down his house. And then pissed on the ashes. Are we missing something here?

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Happy Easter!

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Since this is a common theme of a lot of our lyrics, it seems appropriate to post it here. (Once again from our drummer's website.) https://t.co/05lB9gRAO7

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You can mail order our first LP on the Alternative Tentacles webstore. https://t.co/mjVDUE2QiV

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This is from our drummer Brian’s zine, The Yellow Rake. (He fancies himself as a humorist. Indulge him, won’t you?) (Also, we’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of this picture, no?) https://t.co/dGVKi1QKjE

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Oh, my god—it just hit us: Despite all our rage, we’re still just a rat in a cage.

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Thanks, The Onion. We've been trying to figure this out for quite some time...

"Have a new drummer already sitting down at the kit when Brian arrives." https://t.co/IPETN6XGs6

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Hadn’t practiced in a month. Rolled right in, came up with the bones of a new song on the spot. That’s how Joy Subtraction does it: Procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate, procrastinate,... https://t.co/TE07JZk0fg

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We have two tickets to give away for the show tomorrow (Friday) night, 8 p.m. at Lost Lake with False Cathedrals, The Lurchers, and Velka Kurva. If you can guess which member in the band often refers to himself as... https://t.co/rXZvHFIFcy

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Can’t believe Trump wouldn’t lower the flags to half staff for Burt Reynolds. What a sack of manure.

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We have a show coming up. That’s all you’re getting.

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Jesus, that was fun. Thanks, Laramie—Joy Subtraction loves you. And as for MUGEN HOSO 無限放送? Well, see for yourself: they burned the place down. To the ground. #punkrock #rockandroll #ichiban https://t.co/0v1M7KJojd

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It’s Dave’s birthday today, and—oh, who cares.

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Hey, QAnon. LGBT called. Give them their Q back, you fucking idiots.

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We’ve got a terrible feeling about the Sailor Records 7th Anniversary Show at 3 Kings Tavern tonight. But that’s only because we live our lives in a perpetual state of terrible feeling. The show will probably rip.

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Well, it’s been a tough run for ex-EPA chief Scott Pruitt, but we here at Joy Subtraction are all about second chances and helping rich people land on their feet—we just hired him as our new manager. Go ahead,... https://t.co/EJepGzSBuj

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Hooray, America! Hooray!

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Happy Secretary’s Day, everybody! Happy Secretary’s Day!

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