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my personal brand involves a lot of kale and snark

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Me: ... So that's my dating life
Therapist: Did you try turning it off and back on again

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You know when you start curling your hair and then realize you have to curl ALL of your hair

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this meme changed me thx @mariportsa

[Denyse Mitterhofer @dmitterhofer]

@joyallen26

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@dmitterhofer .@dmitterhofer it just needs a lil design love!! ;)

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@NYCTSubway Is this the second train to do this, or residual delays from the train that did this an hour ago?

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.@Leasebreak Now that the L train isn't shutting down, check out my #sublet in Bushwick. Private bedroom/bathroom suite, with a bonus weiner dog!
https://t.co/0NGJOW3D0s

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@_noelleclark you should follow someone with a different favorite apple

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Never too early to break your resolutions!!

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Ever so tired you had to take a nap before you could get ready for bed bc that’s the level I’m currently working on

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@dmitterhofer Can I hire you to PM some of my freelancers rn

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@beckyfinnz I didn’t either! Guess we can ride out the apocalypse together.

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@NYCTSubway BOTH up escalators out at the 83rd Street Q entrance AGAIN? Only having one on a good day is bad enough, get your act together.

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Something’s always in retrograde or Mars is in your 7th house right now or you’re just *such* a Pisces, you know?

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Astrology is great bc it gives you an automatic scapegoat for everything.

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My nightmare.

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@oliviahinds just wanna say hi and I heard an ad for the ja rule and Ashanti concert and immediately thought of u

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Stopped at Whole Foods after yoga and walked home holding an iced coffee w almond milk, 2 🥑 + a giant water I AM a stereotype

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Just did the awkward sidewalk dance with a rat how's that for a meet-cute

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@oliviahinds @beckyfinnz i'm triggered

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This middle aged couple furiously making out and ass grabbing against a Bareburger in the middle of the day is true relationship goals.

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@NYCTSubway @ 72nd St Q just announced Q is running w/delays. Details?