had a dream last night that mary j blige kept breaking into my house (i had a house??) to steal my clothes for her music video and every time i caught her in my closet she'd run away and do her little Mary shuffle on out the window and I'd scream "Ms. J Blige! STOP!!"
living in a city with the best pizza in the world is both a wonderful thing and the worst thing. I am constantly craving pizza. I also constantly eat pizza 😭
@josesilvajr OH LOL💀💀💀 nah, it wasn’t complicated at all. I just went up to the counter and asked if I could cancel it and she just did it pretty quickly for me 🤷🏻♀️
Ted Lasso Season 3 Ep 1 is on @AppleTVPlus. Written by the brilliant @Leann_Bowen. No spoilers but judging by these pictures, Beard is paranoid they're being watched, Roy does a lecture on blue dots, and Will learns how to hold bottles the right way up.
Let's go Greyhounds!