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[femmenotes @femmenote]

life after you accept love isn’t for you & move on

[J @joyce_dom_]

@alinakshf autism

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

getting paid after taxes

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

not a jack of all trades but a hoe of all hobbies

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[Princess LIL BIT 💫 @thatgirlmulaa]

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

[jnya @jnyahu]

dont ask me about college or driving license or internships or jobs or romantic interests actually just dont talk to me okay

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

i’m like if a corpse was high-functioning

[s @danyt4rg]

fuck uni i just wanna watch movies

[THE REAL SPILL ౨ৎ @baddie1ations]

when i call a ngga phone i should never hear fun in the background

[kat @yslnadi]

When he starts telling you he’s going through a lot so you know your free trial is over.

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

when i’m angry and someone offers me weed

[J @joyce_dom_]

@bluewmist Ipad

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when you're in a deep conversation with yourself in a made up scenario and then you realize you're low-key showing signs of mental illness

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

The gifted kid to burnout stoner pipeline needs to be studied.