jopper incorrect quotes

i’m here to entertain people with incorrect jopper quotes. i guess.

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@joppertropper love to see it!!

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Jonathan: who wants to put the angel on top of the tree?

Hopper: i'll do it

Joyce: PUT ME DOWN BABE

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Jopper: *having a staring contest*

Joyce: i know i’m going to win

Hopper: oh really? how?

Joyce: if you don’t blink that means you don’t love me

Hopper, blinking 19 times: you’re evil

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Hopper: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Joyce: What's that?

Hopper: Remorse code.

Joyce: I'm even angrier now.

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sorry, saw this one and it just fits.

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Joyce: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Hopper: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy oversized socks I don't want to hear it

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Hopper: *shouts*

Joyce: *shouts louder to establish dominance*

Dmitri: should we do something?

Murray: no i wanna see who wins this

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Joyce: You’re avoiding your problems.

Hopper: What? No I’m not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

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Hopper: I’m sorry.

Joyce: I’m sorry too.

Hopper: You can’t be sorry when I’m trying to be sorry!

Joyce: Yeah well your sorry is wrong and mine is right!

Will: JUST HUG ALREADY!

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Hopper: i'm stone cold. unbreakable. a true commander.

Joyce: *smiles*

Hopper: i'm a mess someone help

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Joyce and Hopper: 3,2,1 happy new year!

Joyce and Hopper: *kiss*

Jonathan: can you two stop doing that every time the microwave goes off?

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Hopper, holding up a picture of Joyce: have you seen my girlfriend?

Stranger: no, is she missing?

Hopper: no, i just want people to look at her. isn't she beautiful?

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Joyce: i would die for you

Hopper: i would die for you too

Joyce: *suddenly very emotional* .. you already did, but please don't do that again :(

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Murray: you should do what you love

Hopper & Joyce: *smirk at each other*

Murray: you know that's not what i meant!

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*in an argument*

Joyce: fuck you

Hopper: later. now listen here-

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Hopper: i bet $30 that i can kiss you without touching your lips

Joyce: that’s not possible.

Hopper: maybe for you!

Joyce: well then, go ahead

Hopper: *kisses her on the lips*

Joyce: wha–

Hopper: *smirks, shrugs and gives her $30* guess you were right.

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Joyce: Oh come on, I wasn’t jealous. That’s ridiculous!

Jonathan: You got mad at the girl who asked Hopper if he wanted a drink.

Joyce: So?

Jonathan: Mom, that was the waitress!

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Hopper: how does a train eat? it goes chew chew.

Joyce: get out.

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Joyce: you’re so clingy.

Hopper: you’re in MY room, wearing MY shirt, in MY bed.