Miss J🫦🫦

Not so special 🙈

[Miss J🫦🫦 @joycomethatdawn]

Will definitely be unfollowing alot of people this night.
Once I unfollow, you remain blocked because I don't need people who aren't willing to contribute to my growth like I'm contributing to theirs.

[Adech Global Enterprises @Beloved2026]

There is this guy currently going to neighborhoods to make people aware of the insecurity in the country and why they need to come out and.

Imagine if we have 1,000 youths in each state doing this and creating awareness. Even without live protests, Nigerian youths at home can do this and win against the government.

Get your voter’s card before it’s too late. I heard it’s closing soon.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

you people won’t believe he was arrested by the DSS.

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Dr K @Benkive]

Two couples presented to the facility with primary infertility.

Mr X: Doctor it's been 8 years since I got married to my wife but we have been struggling to have kids. But I have two outside.

Doctor: why did you wait till 8yrs before seeking for solutions.

Mrs X: Doctor, blame my husband. He refused to check himself and has been boasting of having 2 kids since we started having this issues
He claimed the issues can't come from him.

Doctor: Mr X, don't you know that men share the same amount of responsibility when it comes to infertility.

Mr X: Doctor, forget that thing.
I be C. Ronaldo. I no dey miss target. If you see my sperm, it's very thick like custard.

Doctor: Your sperm can be thick like custard and still be empty. Are you no aware?

Doctor: (Sent the man to do seminal fluid analysis and the woman to do Hormonal profile)

Doctor: You have a condition we call Oligo-teratozoospermia.

Mr X. What does it mean?

Doctor: it means your sperm count is very low and the available ones, the shape is irregular.

Mr X. But Doctor, if I have this, how come I was able to shoot away game and got two boys.

Doctor. 👇

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tomorrow, pack just the utensils. If he asks where his lunch is, tell him it’s in the trash, where he left it.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

YouTuber Jesse Ridgway and wife Ashley terminate pregnancy after learning their baby had a high risk of Down syndrome

[Miss J🫦🫦 @joycomethatdawn]

Go have them all then.

[Rose @Natureraye]

@sha_euros @instablog9ja Babies with down syndrome deserve to live!!

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

I thought Nigerian men loves an illiterate woman who can stay at home and nod like a programmed robot so what changed ?

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

I once did my niece's assignment on abacus. When I was done, baby girl went to one corner, hissed and cleaned the entire thing. She didn't talk to me for two hours, she said I wanted her to fail 😂.

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[Miss J🫦🫦 @joycomethatdawn]

@MaryRoseMalomo And it hasn't stopped falling apart

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Water, electricity and good roads didn't get to your area/town, but election materials will get there.

They didn't forget you, they just don't care about your existence. 😝

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

“Protesters are blocking the road. What if there’s an emergency? People need to go to work; they cannot commute”.

God will punish all of you seh.

If bandits carry you, tell them you need to go to work so your boss doesn’t sack you.

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

🗣️ TINUBU!! TINUBU!! TINUBU!!!
How many times have we called your name?! 😡

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

K+dnapping school children to stop PBAT from winning 2027 elections is a poor strategy — APC Chieftain Joe Igbokwe

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

How much suffering is enough? @officialABAT

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

💔💔💔

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

They're finally admitting it.

[Miss J🫦🫦 @joycomethatdawn]

@Atiegoba_ @ani_danielson @badtutuu Okay

[BigJemmy @jemmyajibola]

I don’t understand how this kidnappers think , how do you kidnap someone who can’t afford a 3quare meal?