Joydeep Majumdar

Finance Professional | Underwriter | Geek | Thinker | Foodie | Optimist | Simple

[OccupiedGaza @RataplanTV]

The whole world should be ashamed of themselves.

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

@amazonIN How the hell do I contact your customer service? There is no contact info available on the website/app!

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

Metro Railway Kolkata went from a quick, safe & convenient mode of communication to congested, chaotic, utterly slow & even risky in span of less than 2 months. I hope the authorities are watching & working to fix this! @metrorailwaykol

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

@rblbank Thanks for quick resolution on this.

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Still not action from @rblbank

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

Still not action from @rblbank

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

@rblbank I have raised a request to close my credit card on 02.07.2025 and the only response is auto generated emails & I'm getting text messages saying you tried to contact me but could not connect, ehile I have a not received any such calls! Can I get a proper response?!

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

This exactly what happens when there are no regulations. @inDrive quoting fare of 1067 INR for a distance of about 12 Kms & travel time of 50 mins! It is blatant daylight robbery! Pathetic!

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

@rblbank I have raised a request to close my credit card on 02.07.2025 and the only response is auto generated emails & I'm getting text messages saying you tried to contact me but could not connect, ehile I have a not received any such calls! Can I get a proper response?!

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

जब खुद कमा कर घर चलाने की बारी आती है...
तब बचपन में, हमारी किसी मंहगे खिलोने की जीद को पूरा कर, पिता के चहरे की मुसकुराहट पर हैरत महसुस होती है।
~Joydeep Majumdar

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

@inDrive Team,
Are you f#cking kidding me? Your dumba## greedy drivers cancel rides left & right & ask customers to ride "offline" & you have the audacity to block my account & preach "ride guidelines"!!! PATHETIC!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Kagu, the bird on the brink of extinction meets its own kind

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

It is time to rename #Facebook. "Clickbait" is the most appropriate new name!

[Shikhar @ViewFromShikhar]

Capturing the most beautiful human in his eyes!

Share yours (or else, anything that you consider very beautiful)
Sony A7iv | 200-600mm

[Kobus Wiese @4KobusWiese]

Give this man a Bells!😂😂😂😂

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

"For all that I never was...and all that I will never be...Que sera, sera" ~Joydeep Majumdar

[Intrepid Mumbaikar|मुंबईचा वाटाड्या| イントレピッド ムンバイカ @bhataktakavi]

Finally found him 😁

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

Enchanting moments of Animals caught on camera ~ A Thread 🧵

1. Once in a lifetime moment... A leopard and a black panther were spotted together in the kabini forest, India 🇮🇳

[Shikhar @ViewFromShikhar]

Watch!

A northern harrier catches up to a short-eared owl, makes it drop the small rodent (vole) it was carrying, and catches the falling prey before it hits the ground.

by Erik Durnall

[Himanshu Sharma @HS_DKF]

Making India Lazy-

I asked a 35-year-old unemployed youth standing at the village's paan shop, "Why don't you do something productive and earn? You spend the whole day drinking and spitting out Pan masala."
He replied, "It's my choice."

I asked, "Are you married?"
He said, "Yes."

I asked, "How did you get married?" He said, "I got 30,000 rupees from the Chief Minister's Adarsh Vivah Yojana (a government scheme) and 2,50,000 rupees from the Antyodaya Kanya Vivah Yojana (another government scheme)."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your children?" He said, "Delivery is free under the Janani Suraksha Yojana (a government scheme), and I get 1,500 rupees and 20,000 rupees under the Bhagini Prasuti Yojana (another government scheme)."

I asked, "What about your children's education?" He said, "Everything is free for them - education, uniforms, books, and food. And under the Chief Minister's Naulnihaal and Medhavi Chhatravriti Yojana (government schemes), they get money every year."

I asked, "How do you run your household?" He said, "My younger daughter got a cycle from the government. My son got a laptop. My parents get old-age pension, and we get rice for 1 rupee per kilo for the whole month."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your parents' pilgrimage?" He said, "I've sent them under the Chief Minister's Teerth Yatra Yojana (government scheme)."

I asked, "At least work for their medical treatment?" He said, "I have an Ayushman card, so I get free treatment up to 5 lakhs."

I asked, "What about their funeral expenses?" He said, "There's a 1-rupee electric crematorium."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your children's marriage?" He smiled and said, "It'll happen the same way I did."

He continued, "You and lakhs of people like you work and pay taxes for us. Farmers work hard to produce grains, and the government buys them and gives them to us for free. So why should we work?"

Do you have any answer for this guy?

This is what successive governments have turned the youth of our country into. No wonder the intellectual class is compelled to leave the country. Why should they work hard to fund these stupid schemes?

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Sharp Edge:I respect vegetarians but I am getting tired of the self-righteousness of some of them: of their notions of caste purity: of religious bigotry; of intolerance; of their fake versions of our food history, & their misuse of environmental arguments https://t.co/SUpAwdIP8T

[Joydeep Majumdar @joydeepm08]

All the chaos will culminate into utter anarchy in the coming weeks I'm sure...the circus of democracy has just begun. All I would like to say here is...."Ae watan, watan mere abaad rahe tu!" 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 
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