Joy Deyo

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

I hate it when past Joy preempts future Joy by not buying junk food at the grocery store. She’s a real pill.

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

Wisconsin TV commercials at 2 AM are pretty much all PSA’s from 1996.

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

“There’s nothing smaller than a fire ant!”
#kidquotes

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@alyankovic Thank you and Jay for a fun night at the Music Box! My husband wonders what is your least fave movie/song of all time….

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I’m not a forever friend. I’m a “that was nice for a minute but you’re weird” friend.

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

@tedbeam right? It’s never the thing you were hoping to get famous for, either. Like that record you slaved over for months…or whatever.

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@tedbeam can’t say I blame ya! You’ll find it. It’s everywhere. It’s been shared like 125,000 times. What is happening?!

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@tedbeam you should be able to share it from my Facebook page. Are you on the old FB these days?

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

Seen this on the Internet lately? That’s my husband. #inigomontoya #princessbride

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I can’t stress enough how Fisher Price my frisbee skills are.

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For reasons of laziness, I wound up making myself an overly complicated cup of coffee that tasted unusually delicious. #forthewin

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I just gave myself a perfect pedicure and then I stubbed my toe. It’s like an Alanis Morissette song up in here!

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Kids I used to babysit for are having kids of their own now. If anyone needs me I’ll be at the nursing home.

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

My Facebook feed is kind of like one giant, weird self-help book.

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I’m cross breeding my dipping sauces tonight. #chickennuggets

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It’s “everything in the fridge that will go bad if I don’t use it today” soup.

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

I’m making “we may have to eat out” soup for dinner.

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This A+ indie duo - @SweetNobody - opened up for @cdubtweets 2 nights on our tour. Look em up—http://t.co/Vj3B0Zid2p

[Joy Deyo @joydeyo]

I could never be a professional whistler because the lip wrinkles are outrageous!

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.@ForbiddenDisco How I did on Twitter this week: some trash blew around my driveway, got basil stuck in teeth, not BFFL with Tina Fey yet.