people my age : getting married, doing their business, living on their own, doing self development stuff etc
me after finding out my plushie spent whole night on the floor:
HES GENUINELY SO UPSET….HES NEVER MADE A NOISE LIKE THAT BEFORE he’s so sad lestat didn’t tell him anything about himself…he loves his bitch wife SO BAD…they’re so fucking married no one in history has EVER been this married
Arab women will get together and talk about the horrors of being married and then turn to you and ask “so when are you thinking about getting married?”😭😭😭