brianna joy

don't perceive me.

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[mika @mikasagrada]

trabalho acaba às 17:00

eu às 16:55:

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[mika @mikasagrada]

“comida dá energia”

eu depois de comer:

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”

Me at work :

[fenlon @fen_lon]

calling out of work is so awesome except for the guilt that youre letting everyone down and the feeling that youre a useless fuckup

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

My problem is that as soon as it starts raining, I feel like the day should be canceled.

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

GET HIM BIG SISTER GENERAL!!!!!!

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"money doesn't buy happiness"

me with money :

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[solé @layxsnv]

Me after being outside for 3 minutes

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[cam is carniya pilled 🫧 @seodilf]

“how do you not put maple syrup on pancakes? he can’t do anything” JEN FUNNY ASF BRO 😭

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

really annoyed that everybody is trying to assure melanie sincere likes her. that’s not the fucking point. I would have been in that bitch like melanie if you go back to sincere i’m going to slash my throat in soul ties and change the trajectory of everyone’s life