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being mediocre at everything is a big dream of mine.

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

@JeffProbst should be on @firstwefeast ‘s Hot Ones. Why hasn’t this happened yet??? 🤔🍗🔥

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

Unpopular opinion: I don’t like Hocus Pocus and it’s not that great. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jay @JayWalkr]

everything everywhere is terrible except for this

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

Just bought myself a lil bday treat ♥️ Here’s a link for 10% off your first order! #GLOSSIER https://t.co/1o90oM3nqR

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

Anytime the babe is fussing and I flip her onto her belly and carry her around the house

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

idk what the cat is going through but same

[reminding you to drink water @drinkwaterslut]

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[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

maybe people will think I’m a ‘yoga-obsessed-gym-rat mom’ and not just a ‘too-lumpy-to-fit-into-my-old-clothes mom’ 🐷 💦

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

@Jenna_Marbles video idea: tiny hands makeup challenge

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

Watching YT on mute while nap trapped is dangerous bc you never know what you’re going to get with automated captions and laughing will most definitely wake the baby 😂 it’s a cruel sport @KeithHabs @tryguys

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

@osharegirl829 I make mini versions of my skincare w travel bottles/pots and have mini essentials (brow gel, mascara, and a lippy) for long flights so I can freshen up before landing in my carryon and the full sized stuff in my checked.

[blue @zayskywalker]

Don't invite me to parties cause imma do this

[Stasia Matsumoto 松本スターシャ // inKIMONO @inkimono1]

Mayor of KYOTO (!!!) made an official request to Kim K to RECONSIDER and STOP what she’s doing. KYOTO! Once the capital of Japan, city of traditional kimono makers. GO KYOTO!

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

@osharegirl829 God this is mortifying

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

@ChadWithaJ @Jenna_Marbles waaay back when

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

@ciaela I want Will Smith to be my dad also, and I haven’t even seen Aladdin yet. Uh oh.

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

This wee babe is falling asleep while nursing and unlatches every time she falls unconscious which means I get a mouthful of warm milk all over my arm/boob/belly each time. Getting that luxury milk bath 🛁 #momlife

[Roadtrip Couple @RoadtripC]

Please stop saying ‘instagram’ worthy places. Most of these places were here long before Instagram. The question is - is Instagram worthy of these places ? #RandomThoughts

[ｃａｒａ ✖️ ｊｏｙ @joyofvenus]

@michellecyca It’s v satisfying using the belly to offend rude strangers 😚👌🏼