Joy Seaboch

In this essay I will explain to you the three reasons why I think I’m funny.

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

Or therapy

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

@nathanfielder you better pay for Remy’s college #TheRehearsal

[pidge @elliebean17]

The fact that the Queen will be single for post-covid summer........ the palace boutta be BUMPIN

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

Hahah i’m a CrAzY comedy girl I have sex AND low self esteem!

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

"Donald would you just be quiet for a minute?" issa vibe. #Debates2020

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Nothing illustrates “the mega-rich have no idea how much things actually cost” more than the idea of $1200 covering 4 months of expenses

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

What’s the protocol for zoom weddings? Do I have to wear pants?

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

Looks like I’m going back to Ruby Tuesday and placing packets of information on the table and telling my mom “read it”

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

Trump wearing his "FBI: Fascist Bunker Inspector" t-shirt.

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

I too watch that show when I’m hiding from responsibility in my bunker!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LAW & ORDER!

[ren @02vampiren]

"name one time Trump was racist," Okay, I will

1973: The Nixon administration sued Trump for refusing to rent to black people.

1980s: Trump's casinos were accused of hiding the black staff when Trump visited.

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

If you have never dropped food on the floor, picked it up, and proceeded to say “eh I’ve ate worse” then I don’t want to be your friend

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

@haileyroses Do it. I dare you. And need the affirmation

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

Step Brothers

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Anyone have a suggestion for a good rom com?

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

My dog is 15, deaf, and stubborn. He loves to adventure to the park behind our house so my dad made him a special vest “so no one bothers him.”

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

Don’t ever trust a girl named Winter. It’s a bad time of year.

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

I can’t watch teen romance shows because I get jealous that they are all hot and cool and not virgins and I was not.

[Jill @jillriley_]

Health insurance wants you to be ugly - @JoySeaboch

[Joy Seaboch @JoySeaboch]

I’ll say it. I’m attracted to Jake from State Farm