@TRobinsonNewEra Have you considered becoming a Liebour councillor just temporarily. Guaranteed no jail time whatever you are accused of even if found guilty. . Sorted.
@Neccccy ๐จBREAKING
ANDY BURNHAM ANNOUNCES VEHICLES WILL FROM TOMORROW ONLY BE PERMITTED TO TURN LEFT.
He feels this will better control those who are Right ๐
@AnnelieseDodds@UKLabour Goodness. Andy Burnham has saved the world.
I heard he personally ensured the 12.15 no 67 bus from Didsbury ran on time today too.
You must be so proud ๐คฃ
๐จ BREAKING: Andy Burnham announces every British household will receive an EXTRA HOUR this Sunday.
The Temu PM hails it as a landmark achievement for working families.