Joyson Benjamin

Superman at the third planet from the sun and the only object in the universe known to harbor life!!

[Sridhar Vembu @svembu]

Salesforce is running an ad claiming 40% off to beat Zoho. We have watched this playbook for years where they give deep discounts to get you in, followed by aggressive escalation once you're locked-in.

Before you switch anything, ask them to show you standardised multi-year pricing. If they don't, that's your answer. Enterprise software is a con-game of "discount" bullshit by vendors like Salesforce. Buyer beware!

As for "old CRM", Salesforce is a garbage bin of acquired enterprise software companies over decades, held together with bubble gum and duct tape.

[M.D⚡ @Thalapathy_md]

Nothing is more satisfying than silencing your haters with your success 📈🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

यह महिला आरक्षण बिल नहीं है - इसका महिलाओं से कोई संबंध नहीं।

यह बिल OBC विरोधी है,
यह बिल SC-ST विरोधी है,
यह बिल Anti National है - दक्षिण, उत्तर-पूर्व, उत्तर-पश्च���म और छोटे राज्यों के खिलाफ है।

हम भारत जोड़ने वाले न किसी का हक़ छिनने देंगे, न देश को बंटने देंगे।

[M.K.Stalin @mkstalin]

Hon’ble Prime Minister, this is Tamil Nadu’s final warning.

மாண்புமிகு பிரதமர் அவர்களே, இது தமிழ்நாட்டின் இறுதி எச்சரிக்கை!

#TNwillFightTNwillWin

[We Dravidians @WeDravidians]

We oppose unfair #Delimitation!

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

How ignorant can someone even be 😡

[Padma Priya @priyaganesan02]

u nothing but a shameless traitor to
TamilNadu 😡

@EPSTamilNadu

[Dr P Thiaga Rajan (PTR) @ptrmadurai]

There was an India before this Bill. The India that comes after this Bill strikes at the very fabric of our Constitution and the intent of its makers.

Today, the government is asking us to hand over a blank cheque. This Bill contains no clear mention of limits such as a 50% increase, no clarity on the basis of delimitation, and no transparent safeguards to prevent arbitrary action. It leaves open the possibility of an unfair, unjust delimitation process and places enormous power in the hands of a committee that will be appointed by the executive itself. How can this be called fair in a functioning democracy?

How are we expected to trust a government that, over the past 12 years, has repeatedly pushed through draconian laws without meaningful consultation or consensus in Parliament? Laws that reshape institutions, alter balances of power, and weaken the spirit of federalism!

As Chief Minister Thiru @mkstalin has rightly said, this is a fight we are prepared to take to the streets and to the people of Tamil Nadu. Because when faith in the parliamentary process is eroded, the responsibility to defend constitutional values must return to the people themselves.

#Delimitation
#TNWillFightTNWillWin

[Sridhar Vembu @svembu]

DocuSign is a supremely bloated company that sells super over-priced enterprise software. We solve that problem with Zoho Sign and we don't need 6705 employees to produce digital signature software.

In fact, so much "enterprise Saas" fits the "supremely bloated company that sells super over-priced enterprise software".

As the Saas bubble deflates, customers of the over-priced enterprise Saas will have the same reaction as Andrew.

Useful heuristic: consider public Saas players that are your vendors and look at their sales and marketing expense vs their R&D expense. If they are spending a lot more selling the software to you than building it in the first place, that is a very good signal you can save a ton of money replacing them.

Glad to be of help.

[Sridhar Vembu @svembu]

A company that has $1 billion cash, which is about 1.5 times its annual revenue, and is actually still growing at a decent 20% rate and making a cash profit, laying off 12-13% of its workforce should not expect any loyalty from its employees ever. And to add insult to injury, when it can afford $400 million in a stock buy back.

I can understand the unfortunate reality of layoffs when a business is struggling or declining and making a loss. This is not that situation, this is naked greed, nothing less.

Here is a critical question to its leadership: don't you have the vision and imagination to invest $400 million in another line of business where you can deploy those people you hired but you don't want anymore? Are there no such opportunities in tech? Are you so lacking in curiosity, vision and imagination? Are you so lacking in empathy?

This behavior, sadly, has become all too common in the US corporate world and we are importing it in India. It has only resulted in large scale employee cynicism in the US and we are importing that too.

This is why choose to remain private. We put our customers and employees first. Shareholders should come last.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Devendra Fadnavis in action after Pune Porshe horror, he meets Police to discuss future course of action 🔥🔥

17 year old boy who is addicted to liquor has kiIIed two people in Pune while driving Porshe car at 200 Km/hr speed

Boy can face 10 Years in Jail as cops seek stricter punishment.

He got bail in record 15 hours. Judge asked him to -

1) Write 300-word essay on the topic of road accidents
2) work with the traffic police for 15 days
3) undergo counselling for his drinking

Devendra Fadnavis said this is SHOCKING ⚡

[Vijay @actorvijay]

#தமிழகவெற்றிகழகம்
#TVKVijay

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

Please dont use @Floweraura they ll just ruin the occasion and make your day terrible! DO NOT USE!

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

@Airtel_Presence Your guys have called me 10 times and asked me the question over ando over again.. Is it a way of torturing the customers??

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

India's fastest network!! will take 4 days to resolve my internet issue.. #dumpairtel #fakeads @Airtel_Presence @airtelindia @TRAI @makeinindia @GoI_MeitY @ETTelecom @telecom

[Airtel Cares @Airtel_Presence]

@joysonbenjamin Hi! I understand how inconvenient this could be. Please DM the respective airtel number so I may assist. Thank you, Jasmine https://t.co/2G23qpsqlP

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

@ZARA why do you need the bill to exchange a trousers which was bought in the store i am having the card details tags and everything, I tried explaining your store manager so much for just one size bigger of the same model! No was the answer!! #badcustomerservice #zara #chennai

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

When all the airlines functioned properly, please let us know which skies does spicejet fly on? All planes delayed by an hr+ @flyspicejet

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

Lets all stand for it !! என் மொழி ! என் இனம்!! என் நாடு! என் உயிர்!!#TNneedsJALIKATTU

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

CASHLESS ECONOMY LOL! Nd here i present you @airtelindia which struggles to deliver even 2G network nd makes you a fool in counters!! @TRAI

[Joyson Benjamin @joysonbenjamin]

@kristian_jensen @JustinTrudeau @FHollande Fund Education Cannot Wait so kids in crisis can #HeadBackToSchool!