KINGJOIST

Armin Meiwes did nothing wrong.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Rep. Shri Thanedar tells TMZ DC's @jacob_wass that nothing can bring his good spirits down, not even losing his primary! 😊

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

i think about it often

[Tom English @thmsenglsh]

they're calling it the least listenable thing of all time

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

I don’t like to use this sort of language but this is why the phrase “fat faggot” exists

[green BishounenBunny @FunkPasta]

Im being serious, my Dad was a competitive Halo 2 player when i was a kid and this is how one of his montages open

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Freedom isn't free.

[Hyperborean Antipodean @Australis_Felix]

Australian Excellence.

[Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef]

Who, or what, blackpilled Dave Hughes? I feel like I missed it

[𝗖𝗮𝘁 שושנה 🎀🧃 @CatShoshanna]

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[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

@willmenaker Lololol

[@autechres @autechres]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[KINGJOIST @joystem1]

@Clus1ana @EricLDaugh @FiveRedkin just had a baby, me and the majority of people dont want your uneducated disease carrying husband anywhere near our babies.

[Manjango Holdings Unlimited LLC @sinklord]

Has he tried cleaning his room

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Belligerent misogynists who want to yell at women all day are like 30% of the electorate. Wife-beaters, live-streamers, that whole genre of guy. Maybe he really can help the Democrats.

[Rhys 🇦🇺‼️ @SulloReport]

Damn if only there was publicly available records about Shane Warne possibly taking some substances which may or may not have had a negative impact on his physical health!

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

I would vote for Hamas over Israel but I draw the line at voting for Gavin Newsom!!!

[KINGJOIST @joystem1]

@aus_pill Just suck him off already then

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

Before Clavicular ever existed, the face of lookmaxxing was this:

- Zyzz
- Aziz Shavershian
- Sydney, Australia
- the original internet aesthetic

2007:

- skinny, awkward, anonymous
- calls himself a “skinny sad cunt”
- spends his nights on bodybuilding forums
- watching others live the life he wants

Immigrant kid:

- born in 1989
- Russian-Kurdish background
- moved to Australia as a child
- always felt like an outsider
- wanted to be seen

The transformation:

- four years of obsession
- from 58kg to around 92kg at 6’1
- lifting for hours every day

2010–2011:

- Zyzz becomes a myth online
- the Aesthetics Crew forms around him
- hardstyle music, tans, abs, nightclubs

He was becoming someone.

He created the language:

“U mirin’ brah?”
“sick cunt vs sad cunt”
“fuaaark”

An entire generation copied it.

The lifestyle:

- gym in the day
- parties at night
- Thailand trips

2011:

- his brother Chestbrah gets arrested for steroid possession
- tabloids explode
- they use Zyzz’s face everywhere

August 2011:

- Zyzz is in Thailand
- goes into a sauna
- collapses

Heart failure.

Only 22 years old.

Autopsy finds a hidden congenital heart condition.

His death becomes one of the most searched in Australia that year.

Afterlife:

- his photos never stop circulating
- his edits never stop being made
- his playlists still play in gyms worldwide
- Tevvez becomes the soundtrack of his ghost

Fifteen years later:

- lookmaxxing culture is everywhere
- aesthetic fitness is mainstream

every “gym transformation” influencer is walking through the door he opened

[KINGJOIST @joystem1]

@Sarah_Haar_ @AlanBixter The joke is that Australias service industry isn't as good as Japans, a country that also has no tipping culture. You're arguing with a brick wall. He's not insulting australias lack of tipping culture.