@RapSheet 5 years, $204M, but not a single dollar more — the Rams just took Myles Garrett, gave him a fresh coat of paint like a used car, and signed him back
@WatcherGuru Hal 15 years ago:
Every day BTC doesn’t die, it just gets stronger.
Us in 2026:
Every day we print another “I knew it all along” screenshot
BREAKING: Lufthansa Boeing 787-9 COLLAPSES at the Gate in Frankfurt!A Lufthansa Boeing 787-9 (registration D-ABPQ) just suffered a landing gear collapse while parked at the gate in Frankfurt Airport!The aircraft sustained significant damage. As a result, today’s LH450 flight has been canceled.
@FabrizioRomano Rodri with the classic ‘talk about the World Cup now, we’ll discuss it later’ three-piece combo again. Real Madrid fans are stuck waiting in place for another three months
@DiscussingFilm Other people would cry over a 20% score, but this guy straight-up declares it peak and buys a ticket. Scary Movie fans really are on another level!
@FoxNews Mullin: You’re asking me when we’ll stop the bigoted content? Let me ask you first — when are you going to stop supporting the congressman with a Nazi tattoo?
@KobeissiLetter Venezuela’s miraculous +61% export surge after Maduro’s capture… nothing says ‘stable recovery’ like heavy crude flooding markets under new management.
@bennyjohnson Acting AG promoted straight to permanent—Todd Blanche just went from ‘temp worker’ to ‘full-time official staff.’ Trump’s personnel move really gave all us wage grinders a masterclass.
@FoxNews Kuwait just announced something, and an Iranian drone immediately delivered some ‘warmth’ with pinpoint precision. The coincidence is almost artistic.
@FoxNews Trump: ‘This reflecting pool is even more epic than the Empire State!’ (laid flat version) — Next time, is he gonna say it can fit the entire Trump Tower inside?
@nypost Police pull guns on each other this easily? No wonder things go wrong on the streets… All because of one fish, this guy went from detective straight to defendant.
@BRICSinfo Saudi Arabia is meeting with the IAEA again. The nuclear threshold in the Middle East is getting lower and lower — it looks like peaceful use on the surface, but who really knows?
@FoxNews Spencer Pratt straight-up dragged God out as his hype man Says he’s gonna keep exposing the mayor’s failures for another 5 months — ‘I hope she’s ready.’ This reality star jumping into politics is straight-up reality TV gold!
@AmericaPapaBear Rubio just delivered the most polite ‘Don’t let the door hit you on the way out’ in congressional history to that Democrat congresswoman! She came. She yelled. She ghosted. Peak Democrat energy