Hello, it’s me. I’ve recently opened up a small “meet & greet” business in Rochester. It is not going well. In fact, I think it may be closed forever by the time you read this (I severely misjudged the market). You know what would help me feel better though? If you left a comment
OR A VOICEMAIL (+1-585-420-8461) with a question about the Content era. It could be about the album, a tour, really anything in the 2017-2019 range. You pick. Whatever you want to know. Can you believe it’s almost been 10 years since #content? How do you pronounce it?
Hello, it’s me. I’ve recently opened up a small “meet & greet” business in Rochester. It is not going well. In fact, I think it may be closed forever by the time you read this (I severely misjudged the market). You know what would help me feel better though? If you left a comment
care about. But they’re still cool to look at and since all the nice working ones are gone, we figured we’d sell these off as decorative objects. Hope you had a fun week and got everything you wanted. See you at some of the summer one-offs. More #content in the coming months.
DAY 5: The Purge sleeps - Day 5, the end, you made it. Sleep masks, air fresheners, and stickers are all on sale today. I don’t know why. I’ll let you write this one. But we’ve got a doozy for our final SURGE item - REJECTED liquid “Cleanse” vinyl. https://t.co/gtUkvb9hLJ
This batch had some kind of residue on it that builds up on your record player needle. We didn’t think that would be a good thing to send out to people who love the band. Maybe there’s a way to clean that off, I don’t know. I’d advise you to not play these on a record player you
DAY 4: The Purge streaks - 4 days in a row. Still going. Hope you wanted a Brain Damage tee, because they’re on sale now. You want a real crazy Surge? How about a test press of “SWISH”? Pure #Destruction, front to back. Perfect soundtrack for any Purge. https://t.co/gtUkvb9hLJ
Vinyl test pressings of 2022’s DOUBLE DISC live album, cleverly titled “Live”. That’s a lot of material to melt down should you need it. https://t.co/gtUkvb9hLJ
DAY 3: The Purge peaks - I thought Purges only lasted 24 hours? Maybe this is actually 5 separate consecutive Purges? Hard to tell. Let history be the judge. This footnote 5 tee is purple. I’m not sure how that helps you, but you guys seem resourceful. What’s SURGING today?
DAY 2: The Purge continues - Tote bags are a necessity in any Purge. You can only carry so much. These totes more than double your capacity and also easily fit today’s Surge item, vinyl test pressings of 2024’s “Brain Damage”. Aren’t you glad to be alive?
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A post-apocalyptic investment, can be traded easily for resources. Today’s Surge item is 2023 10th Anniv. Koda Vista vinyl test pressings. *Extremely rare*. Only a few copies on Earth. More valuable than socks... that may invert in a true Purge style event. The choice is yours.
Finally, The Purge has returned! After years in hibernation, we’ve decided to bring back our world famous “PURGE WEEK”. 1 deeply discounted merch item daily, + 1 *extremely* limited/rare “SURGE ITEM”. Surge items will never be offered for sale again. Clock resets at 6pm ET
each day. Hit refresh over at https://t.co/gtUkvb9hLJ. Good luck.
DAY 1: The Purge dawns - ‘Permanent Pleasure’ socks are now on sale for $9. Extremely comfortable. Well reinforced. Will last through *most* IRL Purges.
Hello! Here is a photo of me looking #cool to tell you that our merch store just reopened with a bunch of items from our holiday shows/JOY 2 THE WORLD Superstore. Head 2 https://t.co/gtUkvb9hLJ, hope your year is off to an #excellent start 👋