ProfessionalParanoid

Married father of 5; Retired US Army Counterintellgence CW4 with a myriad of diverse security related experience, now helping mentor a DoD SOC hunt team. He/Him

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

When all is said and done, I want to have lived a life worthy of a Wiki Page, not a meme.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

“I won’t start wars.” -Trump, 11/6/24.

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@liz_july4th Thank you for doing what you do.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Donald Trump will betray you. Just ask the people who voted for him in Alaska.

[People’s Unicorn @peoples_unicorn]

Warrant Officer Convention draws 5,000 hats, only three warrants https://t.co/Mzr7JNoa6a

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Not just another game

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@peoples_unicorn “Chesterton’s Fence” …don’t make changes without understanding why things are the way they are.

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@EODHappyCaptain Keep working hard sir, we’ll get you some dots for your bars someday.

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@peoples_unicorn Or https://t.co/syaJDQvjst if acronyms aren’t your thing.

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@JackRhysider My syslog server is Sisyphus.

[Jack Rhysider 🏴‍☠️ @JackRhysider]

Threat detection strategies:
Junior analyst: Uses fancy AI tools you never heard of
Senior analyst: Uses complex SIEM rules that they traded for in an underground ISAC
Ancient wizard: 'Something feels off about that IP'

[The Philly Captain @philly_captain]

Eagles Fight Song performed on the Wanamaker Pipe Organ
#Philadelphia #PhiladelphiaEagles #flyeaglesfly #gobirds #SuperBowlLIX

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

saw this on tiktok and needed to spread it through this app too

[Netflix @netflix]

In the wake of a devastating cyber attack, a former President (Robert De Niro) is tasked with finding the perpetrators and seeking truth amid the chaos— but how can you seek the truth when you can’t even trust your own mind?

Zero Day, a new limited series, premieres February 20.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

You've been Snoquon Barkley'd ™️ ❄️

@saquon | #FlyEaglesFly

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

Promise kept. A.J. Brown hooks up #Eagles fan Patrick with a signed game-worn Jersey for returning Tanner McKee’s first TD ball.

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@EODHappyCaptain @StolenValor1 Robin Sage 1982. (Not as SF candidate, but part of the guerrilla force). Very rocky terrain on a hillside. Leaving the rest for over a beer or two.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Well, this is absolutely beautiful and I’m a total mess of tears. 😭

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@RevDaniel And they might be able to edit old posts.

[ProfessionalParanoid @jp_callahan]

@RevDaniel Consider changing your password. Someone might have been checking if you noticed. (And might be reading this now.)

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

President Joe Biden just left Mass at St. Joseph’s, marking another service in a record-setting run for church attendance among presidents in the last 70 years.

Meanwhile, Christian conservatives overwhelmingly support a man with three marriages, a porn star payoff, a rape liability, and over 80 felony charges.

So, how's that for moral high ground?