James Pearce

Just me myself and I.

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Today I have mostly been trying to get @madebygoogle Bard to make jokes. I am currently not sure if it just cannot write jokes, it doesn't understand what a joke is or if I am just not grasping the nuances of the "jokes" it is giving me.... #Bard

Take this "joke" for instance

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Note to self...

Attempting to take painkillers with hot coffee isn't a good idea... 😢

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

@stevelitchfield Few cans of redbull before the show and I'll be grand.....

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

@PaulOBrien @getonupp Jesus, I hope you enjoy streaming multiple Ultra HD Movies simultaneously....

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

This one was amazing.

James interrupting a sentence about the end of time to ask "still or sparkling water...."

[Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster @OffMenuOfficial]

🪐 EPISODE 157 OUT NOW 🪐

with PROFESSOR BRIAN COX!

Listen, review, subscribe:

🍽 Apple: https://t.co/ENT4s4M1t5

🍽 Acast: https://t.co/oTkSFmZbzD

🍽 Spotify: https://t.co/jO5q3FfJy4

@ProfBrianCox

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

I am amazed the BBC didn't consult @Herring1967 in the making of this piece of content. I am sure he would have something to say. 😉🤖🍆

https://t.co/Wnqq3Wtjxu]

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

@ChrisTheDJ Can you use compost irresponsibly?

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

My feelings for you....

Cassius or Avici? #NowPlaying

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Would love to see Ed and James recreate The Trip.

Visiting the same hotels and restaurants and doing the same impressions...

[Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster @OffMenuOfficial]

🍷 EPISODE 151 OUT NOW 🍷

with ROB BRYDON!

Listen, review, subscribe:

🍽 Apple: https://t.co/ia87hzkBo7

🍽 Acast: https://t.co/p6znvTMzsA

🍽 Spotify: https://t.co/jaojq2PSAP

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Weirdly drawn back to this every few months. So good... 😉

https://t.co/FRbPinTvvz

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨 It’s not just the parties. He lies about everything.

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

@Jimblobb Well. Upon leaving Huawei and their phones becoming unusable I had to get a new phone. Which turned into a pixel and an iPhone. New work was all very ios orientated. So was a no brainer.

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Absolutely love the bloody electro breakdown during this song. Wish there was more music like this....😢

#NowPlaying #MountSims

https://t.co/gw6RYpFFCD

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

And once again it's that time again... #NowPlaying

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Haha 😂 it's that time again...😉

#NowPlaying #wutheringheights

https://t.co/x8tOWkQwQl

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Today's I'll mostly be hitting the rewind button on this track...

[Bensley @bensley_music]

LEAVING / DEBONAIR — Out now on @mau5trap 💫

I'm so happy these tunes are finally yours!

https://t.co/GcNKr2trzY

[Orbital @orbitalband]

ORBITAL - Are We Here? (Dusky Remix) is out now! (@Duskymusic
). Vocals by the wonderful Alison Goldfrapp (@goldfrapp)

STREAM / BUY - https://t.co/QY1Ot9zDsK

#Orbital #30something #AreWeHere #Techno #IDM #Dusky #remix #Goldfrapp

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

@elhornet Whoa. That's some heat. Happy Christmas man.

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

Every single year @asda basically do this to me. Every... single... year... 😢

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

buying food online

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

And that's a wrap. Finished work until the 3rd or something. Relaxing time.

[James Pearce @jp_hero]

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @HarryHill @acast Would love to see the wasp cut of junior bake off.