Jamie Penrose

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Emmanuel Macron’s insight that Elizabeth II represented “a sense of eternity” is the best explanation I’ve so far read as to why she inspired this level of veneration.

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

@gregjames I might be late to the party, but is it your voice on the new Ariel laundry pod advert?

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

@em_thoughts_ lol same

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

@DavidLloydUK I have done so

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

@DavidLloydUK stop sending debt collectors after me and my partner. We canceled our membership within the 14 day cool off period and are now been harassed for membership fees

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

This is how I wish I was spending the #FirstDayofFall.

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

@scott_mills playing Wellerman is just priceless #northumbria #freshers2021

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

@EveryDamnDay__ @tamagoccTV @Beth_Birkby me with you at every opportunity

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is the guy who won olympic gold in windsurfing :')

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

Kobe

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

Bring back National service but make it customer service centric. Everyone must spend 2 years working in retail/hospitality/call centre/etc. So they can learn how to be decent human beings

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

In the midst of a global pandemic where hand washing has been pushed on you almost every single day, it disgusts me to still see men not washing their hands in public toilets

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

Worried about your fertility being affected by the vaccine? 👏🏼dying👏🏼affects👏🏼fertility👏🏼too👏🏼

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

Reports of mass stabbings coming out of vaccination centres up and down the country

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

There are 2 types of people; those who went straight to the gym and those who went straight to the pub

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

If historians fail to refer to the time before COVID-19 as PPE (pre-pandemic era) we will have failed as a species

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

I just put hair clay on my face thinking it was moisturiser. How’s your day going?

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

@dog_rates @Trupanion @StateFarm @JakeStateFarm @gregjames we note know how dogs would wear trousers

[Jamie Penrose @jp_i_am]

Are we going to just brush over the fact that Darcy got her phd? #WandaVision