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[JP NOBIS @JP_Nobis]

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[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

We have no business with IREV. It is cosmetic. We must approach the 2027 election as if it is manual. We are back to 2003!
We arrive at the polling unit with the mindset to stay there for at least 48 to 72 hours. We watch every vote cast like hawks.
We count and ensure each vote is counted and entered as voted. We do not allow so called human error of votes not entered correctly. 160 cannot be zero!!!!

In the meantime, all unused ballot papers are properly cancelled.

Ensure that the correct figures are entered ooooh. Our business is not to trust INEC!!!!
From the polling unit, we follow the ballot boxes to the ward collation centre. We vigilantly ensure that the votes are not changed!
From ward collation centre we move to the local government collation centre.
From local government collation centre, we move to State collation centre.

AT NO TIME SHOULD WE ALLOW BALLOT BOXES OR RESULT SHEETS TO BE OUT OF OUR SIGHT!!!

From State collation centre we move to Abuja. let states send some representatives) to come meet us in Abuja and stake out where Amupitan will be collating the results from all over Nigeria.

We will be there till result is announced the way people voted.

This election must be personal to everyone. If you vote and don’t wait for your results to be entered then you merely did paper painting not voting.

As for those that do violence, let their families know it will no longer be business as usual. Let everyone call their children to order.

[VOIDWALKER @Voidwalker80]

Guys this kind settings go fit us wella ohh 🥹🥹🫂🫂

[Uncle K Esq @Supheey]

I remember when I was newly called to bar 🤣 my neighbor, Ado had issues with someone and was taken to a nearby station. As a newly minted D lawwww I was called and I ran to the station, spoke to the men and they no wahala he will get bail then they said I should see DP0. Met DPO thanked him and I was leaving. Baba said “D Law where are you going?”
Ah ahh I’m going home with my client. DPO burst laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Police say bail is free and Nigerians can report extortion through 08057000001, 08057000002 or the Force’s WhatsApp complaint channel.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"The law doesn't allow anybody to pay for bail at any police station. If you go to any police station and you're asked to pay for bail, just quietly walk outside and call the IGP" — Nigerian Police

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Now we know why elephant dey Nigeria Police badge

[IFEANYịCHUKWU!! @OgbajiIfeanyi]

Saw that Okwuluora Kidney failure video in Enugu and I just thought;

1) Beans - Sniper or dangote cement.
2) Palm oil - Red dye + water.
3) Fried Plantain chips - Either transformer oil to save cost or vegetable oil + nylon to make it shiny and hard.
4) Fufu - Klin i.e detergent to ferment cassava in hours instead of days.
5) Kpomo - formalin to preserve it further.
6) Fresh fish - Industrial dye.
7) Unripe pineapple and banana - ripening in hours with chemicals.
8) Mango - ripening overnight by pouring inside smelly gutter waters.

These are but a few, meanwhile, Nigerian yam, beans are banned across parts of Europe for containing excess pesticides used by farmers without proper measurements.

We virtually consume these on daily basis, and result today is unprovoked kidney and liver damage.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I think every student who graduates with a First Class from any Nigerian university should have 100% of their school fees refunded, plus a ₦1 million excellence bonus.

I came across a similar incentive model in the Netherlands, and it made me think.

Imagine the message it would send: Hard work pays. Excellence is rewarded.

Instead of only celebrating academic success with certificates, why not attach real value to it?

It could fundamentally change how many students approach their education.

[Alex Otti @alexottiofr]

At the Nnenna Oti Bus Terminal in Umuahia today, we formally commissioned 20 new electric buses, adding them to the Abia Green Shuttle fleet. This fulfills the promise we made when the first set of 20 buses were launched on December 23, 2025.

Transportation is one of the driving forces behind Abia’s economic growth, opening doors to new opportunities and improving the wellbeing of our people. By embracing electric vehicles, we are not only lowering operational costs and reducing emissions, but also advancing our vision of a modern, inclusive, and greener Abia. The new buses are equipped with expanded cargo capacity and integrated accessibility features for persons with disabilities (PWDs), thus promoting inclusivity, dignity, and universal access for all passengers.

We are committed to strictly enforcing traffic regulations, with zero tolerance for reckless driving, beating traffic lights, or vehicle overloading. The Abia State Road Traffic and Safety Management Agency (ARTSMA) and the Harmonized Task Force will now extend operations till 10 pm daily, including weekends, to safeguard lives and property.

Special thanks to the Interagency Transport team led by Mr. Chinenye Mba Uzoukwu for their dedication. Proper management of our transport assets and staff welfare remain top priorities. Acts of sabotage or vandalism will be thoroughly investigated, and culprits will face the law.

As we build the new Abia, I urge our citizens to take their tax obligations seriously. Together, we will continue closing the gap between where we are and where we aspire to be, while building a transport system that embodies the vision of a New Abia and creates greater opportunities for every citizen.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Kayode Williams built a drone from scratch, and he is just 20 years old.

He arrived in Enugu today and will be with us for the next 4 weeks to teach our children how to make real-life drones from scratch during the bootcamp.

What we want to solve is making low-cost drones to improve security in the East and also to dispatch emergency items like pallets, drugs, and other supplies.

These 4 weeks are going to be hot in Enugu.

We have geniuses hidden everywhere, and we will create millions of them in a few years.

[Franklin Emmanuel @frank_larri]

Moving around Lagos is now so distasteful cus tell me why

I'm taking my usual evening drive, I park by a store to order something, now heading back, this guy sees me walking into my car

Walks up to me, and says "Abeg give me something make I eat, I get injury for leg"

I act like I didn't hear and he repeats it now with a harsh tone - Give me something na, you see as I dey walk, I get injury for leg and I Wan eat"

My first thought was is this madness cus WTF.. What confidence.

He was holding a stick, I saw the way he was moving it from one hand to the order and I gently bent to also handle my "instrument of peace"

Guess he saw what I did and moved back a little. Before he started leaving

Guard yourself as you move around Lagos these days

These guys are now so confident and they don't even care how much damage they create.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Nigerian Soldier Arrested After Begging TikTok Influencer for Money While in Uniform, Saying, “I Haven’t Eaten”

[General’s Mommy❤️ @olusola__]

You are forging a letter from the Catholic Church ke? What else will you do? What else won’t you do?
And people support this party?
I pour you spit. Tueh

[Zekeri Idris Jnr @IdrisZekeriJnr]

As a former two-term President of the Catholic Youth Organization of Nigeria (CYON) in the Army Chaplaincy, I didn’t need a second look to recognise this as a poorly fabricated forged press release.

The forgers in Aso Rock and their team of failures are now clutching at straws.

For God and For Youth…….

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"The reason Tinubu uses tribal and religious sentiments as campaign strategy is because he's incompetent and has nothing to offer Nigerians" —Peter Obi

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: “As we are teaching people to learn to say “No” we should also teach people to learn to take “No” as an answer too” - Intelligent boy says as he recounts ordeal with an elderly woman he told “No”

[𝕬𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖔'𝖘 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓🏀 @Atine30]

See the difference within 2 years, someone actually said poverty makes people look danger0us 💔

[Diet Coke @Compaqllow]

We may joke but Nigeria is scary

[Vanguard Newspapers @vanguardngrnews]

Onaiyekan to Presidency: We’re done talking, govern better

https://t.co/etHxxGOR1F

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

Apply for jobs, apply for scholarships, apply to further your studies. Go to the interviews, complete the assessments, do it for the plot. Opportunities favor those in motion.