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[MusingsOfEnigma @musingsofenigma]

🧔If you had the power to go back in time and tell people in 1996 about 2026, what would you tell them?

🕵️I'll tell them hypocrisy, sycophancy, stealing and the ability to lie blatantly are great virtues in 2026, so they shouldn't bother punishing their kids for such behaviors.

[wande @blaccmajek]

Nobody hires a house help with a BBL, and nobody with a BBL is out there working as a house help. Nollywood writers and producers need to stop watching porn.

[N. @EdoFirstLady]

~ Hello guys. This is a call to any model or anyone who may be interested here in Abuja. Kindly send a message to the email on the flyer.

All the best.

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

You see how the second Asaba rally was not attacked?

If Good men are not skilled in violence, bad men will become fluent at it.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

You have ONE job nature gave you that we can't do. We have TEN jobs nature gave us that you WON'T do.

But we don't brag about it every five minutes. We just do it and die quietly.

Now, no man EVER asked for 50/50.

Men were providing 100%. Rent 100%. Bills 100%. Food 100%. Protection 100%. Sacrifice 100% for thousands of years.

Then feminists came and said, "That's not enough. You need to come home and cook too. Clean too. Raise the kids too. Be emotional too. Be soft too."

Men said, OK. Then make EVERYTHING 50/50. Split the bills too. Split the rent too. Split the stress too."

And suddenly y'all started crying, "Men are pushing for 50/50! Men are broke! Men are not real men!"

No. YOU pushed for it. YOU moved the goalpost. YOU started the witch-hunt against providers, called them controlling, called them toxic, called them useless if they only paid bills.

Then when men matched your energy, you wanted to play victim.

And let's be real about this childbirth worship y'all won't shut up about every day online.

Animals give birth EVERY DAY. In the bush. No hospital. No doctor. No epidural. No man holding their hand saying, "Push, baby, push."

You had ONE kid with a whole medical team, painkillers, clean sheets, and a man outside pacing, paying the bill, and you want a trophy for LIFE? Like, are you stupid?

So no. You are not special because you gave birth. You are not the first generation to have children.

You are not a hero for doing what every woman before you did without complaining for thousands of years.

You want 50/50? Then BE 50/50.

You want a traditional man? Then BE a traditional woman and SHUT UP.

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

Ntachi Ọsa, Kado Estate Abuja.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

Please stop. Read and retweet. 🛑

Aunty Adejoke Orelope-Adefulire @Adejoke_O_A, why was money meant for our children’s classrooms paid into a restaurant account?

Ma, do you sleep well at night? Our children sit on bare floors, learning under trees. About 18 million of them are not in school at all.

Does your conscience not trouble you?

You are 67. Politics has fed you for decades, from commissioner all the way to SSA. Is it too much to ask that it feeds the next generation too?

Daniel Ojukwu asked you the same question. Today he is sitting in Kuje prison.

Isn’t it a terrible shame that we are begging you to consider the future of children young enough to be your grandchildren?

So here I am, asking again. Ask your sham United for Change NGO to petition me but Aunty Joke,
answer first. We will keep asking until you answer.
#AuntyJokeAnswer #Journalismisnotacrime #FreeDanielOjukwu

[MusingsOfEnigma @musingsofenigma]

@Maleekoyibo @cocoofabuja Get @cocoofabuja a ring with her name on it joor. Rich Man smiling always...

[Unicorn Nightmares @UTisKore]

Damilola Timson, you and your mother are evil women. Look at the way you beat your now former maid for accidentally leaving the door open. My mom and I met her at The ayoung Shall Grow Motors at Ojuelegba. Her name Affiong Sunday David. @Lagosdsva please help.

[MusingsOfEnigma @musingsofenigma]

@The_Chidimma 🏃🏃🏃

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Dear @seunokin you are supposed to be a journalist for crying out loud.
You should know basics about your society.

Even Primary school pupils know 112 as an emergency line even though it's been epileptic and it's been on since GEJ.

How can this Olodo be saying Tinubu brought 112 and you sit there letting it fly?

[MusingsOfEnigma @musingsofenigma]

Abuja operates like a gated community with a state code, where networking depends on your pedigree or the color of your pass.

Lagos is a hustleocracy, if your talent is loud enough, the right doors unlock, no VIP pass required.
Lagos builds networks, Abuja builds social clubs.

[Mini Skirt Connoisseur😮‍💨 @chioma_mmeje]

Yes. Part of the reasons I moved back to Lagos was that i was finding it easier to build a network of creatives in Lagos while I was still in Abuja o!

[Mini Skirt Connoisseur😮‍💨 @chioma_mmeje]

Yes. Part of the reasons I moved back to Lagos was that i was finding it easier to build a network of creatives in Lagos while I was still in Abuja o!

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

I haven’t been to Lugbe in about 15 years. I can’t believe how bad the roads are. I doubt that there is 100 meters of smooth road anywhere in Lugbe. It doesn’t feel like Abuja at all. Kubwa is miles better.

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

I understand you sis, but personal as a woman who works and earns like a man. If I was a lesbian, ain’t no way I am giving a girl whose only responsibility is to sit at home and eat my money any “assistance”.

The 1m monthly I am giving her, I am paying for it in mental and physical stress she can never endure. She sees the credit alerts and thinks it’s easy because her partner is a lawyer doing well.

The time and energy i am putting in to get the money she’s enjoying, the least she can do is reciprocate by holding down her side (home care).

The least she can do is make sure when I get home there is food and the house is neat. I don’t ask her to go through work stress with me. Why am I the one subjected to add to my stress to make things easier for her? Is she following me to EFCC and enduring stress all day to secure 2m fees from yahoo boys?

I cannot spend my whole day perceiving body odour in SARS cell while discussing with clients, spend my entire day in court and I come home and I am expected to cook for who don dey house morning to night. Why?

House wives and SAHM are in no position to complain about their partners not pitching in around the house and I say this as a woman.

The only women entitled to this treatment are the ones who are sharing the financial responsibility with their man eg we both go to work and come home tired.

Both of us can cook together while gisting or if he closes much earlier eg by 2pm while I close past 7 on some days, he can pitch in a little.

Maybe I would have been a very financially supportive and physically unsupportive husband if I was a man, but woman wey dey house as part of my financial problems should not expect me to come back from looking for money to take care of her and still cook and clean for her.

If being a SAHM is too stressful for her then she sef make she join me for street dey hustle.

[MusingsOfEnigma @musingsofenigma]

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[obeezy⛓️ @beastflow_]

Unpopular opinion

House music ruined partying in Abuja 🫩

[buttercup @DunnsOftheBuj]

That’s why we do an Afrobeats core party called WickedJembe every last Saturday of every month!

[MusingsOfEnigma @musingsofenigma]

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[Fr. Jekeli @Poseidon_eX]

😂😂😂😂😂 Kai, walahi I mess up tbh

I had issues with my guys when they left Nigeria because I believed mehn

No wam sha 😊

[buttercup @DunnsOftheBuj]

I have so much I want to do and so much I want to achieve. I feel it so deeply. This desire to empty myself out and fill myself with new knowledge. Like something new. It’s giving cocoon to butterfly.