Joseph Palomares

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

Phil spending 30 seconds talking about his sponsor, saying "this is for you, Workday" then sailing a ball into the trees is the sporting higlight of May. Give me nine more episodes of this.

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

What do you think the most ignored sign in the world is? The one-way aisle sign at the grocery store? Yea I think so too. #socialdistancing #covidthings #groceryshopping #covid19

[Ed McCaffrey @87ed]

Ok, please help me settle my Quarantine Crew argument. Is it ok to play video games over an hour per day? (1hr=4hrs)

[Mars Argo @marsargo]

You ever tried to eat chips without your hands

[KEVIN OLUSOLA @KOlusola]

A push-up a day keeps the flab around my chest away #nottrue #iameatingalways #QuarantineLife

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

Raheem the dream Moore.

[Jon Alba @JonAlba]

Ok, sports Twitter:

What is the most traumatic sporting event of your fandom? Let out the pain.

[Julie Holland @julie_logue]

Prob gonna move when quarantine is over.

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

Breaking News: Coach talks to Player

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

Yea this is 100% worth your time #SomeGoodNews

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

This week I asked you all to send me #SomeGoodNews ... And look what happened!

https://t.co/smtSgIDoye

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Doris Burke reveals that she has tested positive for the coronavirus, per @wojespn

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

That self-quarantine feeling after...

one day one week

[Andrew Mason @MaseDenver]

Free Game Pass from the NFL through May 31

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

It’s all fun and games until someone tells Elway there’s a seven footer with a cannon and he’s already in Colorado

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

@MikeBloomberg gettin cruussshheeeddd out here #DemDebate2020

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

#rtd #denver #colorado #skiing #ridertd #publictransit #mountaintraffic #i70sucks

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

Just wanted to let everyone at @WinterPark , @Amtrak , and @RideRTD know that if this Winter Park Express train was $40 and not $70 I’d take it every single weekend. Every. Single. Weekend. And I bet a lot of other people would too. #winterpark #winterparkexpress #ikonpass

[Melissa Hunter @himelissahunter]

At the end of 2020, instead of 30 Under 30 and NextGen lists, please profile middle-aged people who just got their big breaks. I want to read about a mother of 2 who published her first novel, a director who released their first studio feature at 47, THAT'S THE LIST WE WANT.

[Joseph Palomares @jpalomar12]

@julie_logue The worst kind