John Parker

LSU Law ‘21

[j @lieslmao]

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

[CoachCMinton @coach_minton]

He was the voice on the other side of my headset for the past 3 seasons. He loved my boys more than I can explain. No matter what my family needed, he offered help. I wish I would've known he was hurting. If anyone's in a bad place, ask for help. You don't have to fight it alone.

[John Parker @jparker__]

@haileylandry Ayyyy! Now we don’t have to break @tpenn12

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

He Has Set College Football Off

A Name You Will Never Forget

[Jeff Nowak @Jeff_Nowak]

I just stumbled across the German broadcast of Shy Tuttle stiff-arming Matt Ryan into dust and it’s everything 😂😂😂

#Saints

[Jacques Doucet @JacquesDoucet]

Is there anything more Cajun than Coach O talking about his favorite gumbo?

Here's the coaches thoughts on that. And what about potato salad?

"In the gumbo for sure. Two scoops."

[John Parker @jparker__]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #JoeBurrow! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

*Morgan Freeman narrating*

“And it was at that moment he knew, he fucked up.”

[GeeGee 🇺🇸 @LSUGeeGee]

So this is happening...

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

I now pronounce you husband, wife, and the best wedding cake there ever was!
Congrats Elizabeth and Hayes!
📷 Emily Songer Photo 🎂 The Royal Cakery

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My deepest sympathies go out to the family and friends of great businessman and energy expert Chris Cline, his wonderful daughter, Kameron, and their friends, on the tragic accident which took place in the Bahamas. The great people of West Virginia will never forget them!

[Z A C K @ZackryPaul]

Lsu said WHO SKIPPING?

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Enjoy your Memorial Day and let us remember why we celebrate. We celebrate the lives of the heroes we have lost. Never Forget.

Read entire thread please.

#MemorialDay2019 #MemorialDay

[John Parker @jparker__]

@tpenn12 @THoffpauir10

[John Parker @jparker__]

God really double battered and fried the horses man what’s next

[John Parker @jparker__]

@DaneSawyer All I ever wanted was a miller lite geez dad

[John Parker @jparker__]

@CarolineOsburn7 Come back with a warrant

[John Parker @jparker__]

People are really upset about man nipples on TV when there are people walking the streets that legitimately believe the toilet paper roll goes facing away from you. Focus on the real problems, America.