John Parker

🇺🇸Constitutionalist. Patriot. #1A #2A Absolutist 🇺🇸Never bend the knee - Always return fire. Give no quarter. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@MatthewNichol5 There was a collective “oh shit” moment when he was first elected 🤣.

They do know him, and were well aware that he would turn their world upside down. Hes been saying the same stuff, on tape, for close to 40 years.

Hes the real deal.

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@shegone03 Why do they all have animal pfps/ handles?

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@NoKneesDown I peeked in and saw him sleeping last night after I was done with his mom.

He should probably change those sheets 🤣

Nasty little human.

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@NoKneesDown And THAT is the measure of a life well lived.

🍻

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@tybuttrey_ Aiming for the urinal cake is considered analytics nowadays 🤣

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@DanCrenshawTX @gummibear737 I’ll never understand how Texans, in the land of cowboys, elected a damn British pirate.

At least they’ve fixed that in the last primary.

STFU Dan.

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@1Nicdar I’m more interested in the brick pavers, if we’re being honest.

And you should probably watch out for that snake. 🤣

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@ericmmatheny Age catches up to all of us at some point.

He’s had one hell of a life though. Respect.

[Cynthia Holt @Ghostofcynthia]

Good morning.

Today is COLUMBUS DAY, not indigenous peoples day.

Pass it on.

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@NiohBerg *most animals

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@sexhudler @tybuttrey_ Gotta be all technical and stuff lol

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@orwellian @PokerCookieM @notgaetti @Brewers Yup. But they’re not playing tonight

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@GuntherEagleman The difference is, we have guns!

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@tybuttrey_ Very few humans have the physiology to accomplish this.

😏

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@Cloud1a7 *ammo????

Uhhhh.

Dude.

About that….

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@elonmusk @Sassafrass_84 Disregard females. Acquire currency.

But you’re already well beyond that.
🤷‍♂️

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@AngelinaReagan7 Where on the Cape did you go?

If you went all the way down to P-town, and hit the beach at Race Point, that’s being surrounded by water on 3-sides. Old Silver in Bourne, Chatham has the cliffs, There’s lots to do lol.

P-Town is a different story altogether 🤣

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@AngelinaReagan7 Nice

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@BlondeMAGAinNJ Literally some bearded lady bullshit

[John Parker @JParkerConcord]

@cheapseatsgm

Pitch to me. Gimme your best.

1 on 1

And I’ll do the same.

Let’s see who wins.