Jordan Parker

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@schuhHELP Helen a online advisory said she can't exchange them, so I've returned them and gone to a better shop @Footasylum

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@schuhHELP bought a pair of WHITE asics and the right foot had a yellow tongue, your staff online said they're meant to be like that, idiots

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@schuh your quality check team are crap

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@schuh supposedly your colleague says I can't exchange these shoes because they are meant to be 2 different colours!

[The Walking Dead @TalkOfTheDead]

We love you @steveyeun so much. Thanks for everything you did. Glenn will always be remembered.

[The Walking Dead @TalkOfTheDead]

Let's RT one last time for Abraham and Glenn. #TheWalkingDead

[Daniel Grocutt @DanielGrocutt]

Bad colour decision for a fall my friend @Hurst_Jack @callummachin @B1Ashton @jparkerrr

[Twin$nWin$ @twins_n_wins]

IM DONE 😂😂 https://t.co/OS934dQNFO

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Here is Messi's phenomenal scoring record - his 299 league goals have come in just 334 appearances #SSNHQ

[Free Super Tips @FootySuperTips]

WOW! - I can't even do this on FIFA!!!!

https://t.co/Q7WuDQXImE

[connor🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @conuary]

We all know what Dec was laughing at😂
#ImACeleb

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@Hurst_Jack Voldemort is running midfield

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@Hurst_Jack why what's wrong with Phil Jones?

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

I'm giving away 3 exclusive Eng shirts to celebrate my record 50th goal. Follow and RT to have a chance of winning!

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@Brad_Fisher4 he's got more freckles than you

[ThePuntersPage.com @ThePuntersPage]

Next Sunday:

Everton v Liverpool
Arsenal v Man Utd
Atletico v Real
Bayern v Dortmund
PSG v Marseille
Milan v Napoli
Ajax v PSV

F**k me.

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@Adam_Bingley was behind you other day and loads of black smoke came out, hope it's okay tho

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@WCWellington he's the next but better Thierry

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@WCWellington he's better than Suarez

[Jordan Parker @jparkerrr]

@Adam_Bingley I have the data base saved cause I hacked it