Jerry Parshall

Keanu enthusiast. Thinking about podcasts. Prev @amprog @petebuttigieg @jenniferwexton @SenatorJohnBell. “Smooth” is a great song...stay for more hot takes.

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

Holy shit I got a little teary eyed reading this. Couldn't have said it better if I tried.

https://t.co/EMcRmcNHh6

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

Feeling pretty great about this 82-0 without the Wilt Infinity Stone

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

I think college sports needs reform. But the new Senate college sports bill is not the way to fix it. It creates two different systems - one for athletes that limits and micromanages their compensation; and another with no limits for coaches, ADS and sports industry execs.

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

softer than jello

[Bobby Burack @burackbobby_]

New “face of the NBA” Victor Wembanyama kept his arms crossed during the entire National Anthem ahead of the NBA Finals.

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

politicians are gonna be trustworthy now!

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ obtained video of the incident from CODEPINK, where Rep. Luna says a protester assaulted her.

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

an absolute farce. this is what you get when you cowtow to Trump.

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

NEW: Tina Peters, newly freed by Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), begins her MAGA media tour by telling Steve Bannon that Democrats are cheating on elections and she was imprisoned as retribution for exposing voting machines that flip votes.

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

NEW: Tina Peters, newly freed by Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), begins her MAGA media tour by telling Steve Bannon that Democrats are cheating on elections and she was imprisoned as retribution for exposing voting machines that flip votes.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

NEW AD: Ken Paxton just released a pedophile back on our streets.

Adam Hoffman abused a little boy for 3 years. He should have faced life in prison — but Ken Paxton and his wealthy lawyer friends let Hoffman off the hook.

Ken Paxton’s corruption is hurting Texas.

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

real loser energy

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: Trump administration officials have pressed the Bureau of Engraving and Printing to design a $250 bill featuring the president’s portrait, in what would be the first appearance of a living person on U.S. currency in more than 150 years. https://t.co/S8sqdKSB7i

[Sam Stein @samstein]

If there was institutional credibility left to burn this would do the trick. But I can hardly call this a surprise at this point

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

We are all still reading this bill, but its primary effect seems to be to limit the compensation of athletes while protecting the huge salaries of all the adults - coaches, ADs, sports industry executives - who are getting rich off the performance of the players. And it gives the NCAA an antitrust exemption that no other industry gets just so they can keep underpaying the athletes. Sure, there are some good things for players in this bill, but this seems like a great deal for the NCAA and the rich guys who run college sports, and a bad deal for athletes.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile.

Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved.

The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BREAKING: California will impose a 100% tax on payments distributed from Trump’s Jan. 6th “slush fund.”

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

More evidence of how the corruption works.

Trump and his family are making tons of money off these new prediction markets - and so of course he is leading the charge against consumer protections and for preferential regulatory treatment of his companies.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I want to thank Senator John Cornyn for his years representing our state. 

We don’t agree on everything, but we both still believe in public service.

To Senator Cornyn’s supporters: you have a place in our campaign.

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

@WillCainShow @KayceSmith Colin Kaepernick?

Shut up and dribble?

Lol

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

@keithedwards crazy thinking that is a decade in the past at least

[Alex Bores @AlexBores]

I just introduced the Anti-Insurrectionist Act in NY. It's simple: If you're a New Yorker who takes from Trump's illegal January 6th slush fund, NY will tax 100% of it.

[Jerry Parshall @jparsh13]

So contrite!

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

NEW: Tina Peters speaks out in defense of Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), says the Democratic censure of Polis for granting her clemency is further evidence of an election rigging coverup.

[Danielle Butterfield @likebutterfield]

Coming from a paid media girly, this is spot on.

Our party only talks about what to do with money + never talks about what to do with time.

We throw $ at the problem, rent attention from voters in the final months + fail to use time to actually build up a relationship.

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Timothy Weah was essentially told to “shut up and dribble” by his #USMNT manager Mauricio Pochettino after he spoke out against outrageous World Cup ticket prices.

Here he is at Zohran Mamdani’s affordable tickets press conference.