Jaheed Patel

ECU ‘84 | White Toe Connoisseur | Certified Eater

[Jaheed Patel @jpatel443]

Throwback to when I had a homeless lady break into my apartment

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I have been drunk for the last 60 hours I think

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@CracraftFan USA by a large margin

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Shooting 78 with 5 lost balls has me feeling like a stupid chud

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Have a 9:50 teetime with my client and tried to get us a case of beer for the round and they wouldn’t sell it to me because it is before 10 am on a Sunday 😡😡😡

[Jaheed Patel @jpatel443]

Just redownloaded Hinge and I got off of it within 30 seconds

[Jaheed Patel @jpatel443]

@CoachMikeElder I am dumbfounded

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@SGTClamstead Real

[The Big KR @KyleTwoTap]

Hottest girls names in KRs opinion:

Ella
Any chick with a guys name
Normal names
Any ridiculous respelled names to make them “unique”

Ella is elite

[Jaheed Patel @jpatel443]

@SGTClamstead Run up my city you know how we turn up

[Ricky “The Vagician” Clamstead @SGTClamstead]

Me and @jpatel443 meet up

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@hadmyback Idk bro when I hit this 1440 carrier sui after the re-release I am gonna think the game is still sick as fuck

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@bigbj153 Chicken tender lover

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Justin Gaethje I love you

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AAAAAAAAND NEWWWWWWW

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Hey Jarvis tellmy buddy @percstate I said hey

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I am in the worlds worst spot right now

[Jaheed Patel @jpatel443]

@weggie_rayne This made me laugh really hard thanks

[Jaheed Patel @jpatel443]

Save me electrolyte packet

[Jaheed Patel @jpatel443]

@timsharter @Rick_F1tswell This made me laugh

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@RaleighBill72 Bill lets hit a MHC Marlins game