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[jrp @jpatrone13]

Me until further notice:

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@WachaSchwacha7 triangles first, always. this way is a close second though:

[jrp @jpatrone13]

interested to see which one will expire first. this bolognese sauce or the nightmare we’re all living.

[jrp @jpatrone13]

2020: hell, let’s stir in some april snow

[jrp @jpatrone13]

@EReisdorf23

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@WachaSchwacha7 nope. don’t deserve that, found sauce on the tee 🤦🏻‍♀️

[jrp @jpatrone13]

finally feel like I have my life together. ate raviolis with RED sauce in a WHITE tee and didn’t spill for the first time since.. ever.

[jrp @jpatrone13]

today I sat in front of my oven with a bottle of wine & watched cinnamon rolls bake for an entire half hour.

[jrp @jpatrone13]

accurate.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The entire month of March... 🥴 https://t.co/Gb6036ZIFc

[Jason Zinoman @zinoman]

We all dress like Adam Sandler now.

[jrp @jpatrone13]

@WachaSchwacha7 excuse me, but I might drink a little more than I should tonight.

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@Fabs5180 Shake Shack, a hard 10.

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The best part about feeling the rain on your skin? No one else can feel it for you.

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been playing my (20 y.o.) keyboard for 7 hours straight. at this rate I’m on track to becoming the next Alicia Keys.

[jrp @jpatrone13]

@OneandOnly_LD should we start live streaming concerts? Give the people what they never knew they always needed.. we can kick it off with a lil mmmbop. #TogetherAtHome

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@OneandOnly_LD glad to have ya👏

[jrp @jpatrone13]

15 bottles of wine on the rack. 15 bottles of wiiiine. Take 1 down, don’t pass it around. 14 bottles of wine on the rack.

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Got heeeeeeem

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@ADPROSports @nysaaa2018 Is that a man or an angel? #LookAtThoseWings