Josh Payton

[Josh Payton @jpay]

The Stag in Hampstead is ruined. RIP.

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

One line. Eight rhetorical devices.

Here is a breakdown of the new headline from Wise

"Money for here, there and everywhere"

🧵 A Thread

[Ragged Edge @Ragged_Edge]

Moving money was just the start.

This is a rebrand to take @Wise beyond transfers. To help money do more for more people in more places.

This is The World’s Money.

https://t.co/vX2mhYUSY4

[Josh Payton @jpay]

@tranqdotcom It has just demonstrated for me how much I’ve been lied to by YouTube. Renovating a house does not take 24 minutes. It takes forever. And everything has dust on it.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

This website has sucked for at least 5 years. It’s just starving journalists, boomers yelling at each other, and underpaid copywriters sock-puppeting brand profiles for one of like 6 FMCG conglomerates. 🤙🏼🤡

[Josh Payton @jpay]

@IKEAUK how can I get ahold of replacement GUZ5.3 led bulbs? I cans find them anywhere.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Cookie consent forms have ruined the web. Can I just get a universal browser setting/plug-in that lets me configure my preferences once and never think about this again?

[Josh Payton @jpay]

The Covid situation over the last ~9 months has convinced me that @sethmeyers is the next Johnny Carson. His show is so much smarter on every level than everything else by miles. Watch him. He’s phenomenal.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Yo. What happened to PowerPoint for Mac? I used it for years, & although it wasn't GREAT, it at least worked well enough. I just started using PPT in Office 365 & OMG it is HOT GARBAGE. It's like MS went through & made every feature somehow worse. WTF is this? 🤢🤮

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Has anyone checked on the whiteboard industry recently?

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Vanlife was invented by RV companies to appeal to a younger demographic.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

@CatanUniverse Hi. I paid and and I cant reliably access anything. Your servers and your app are garbage.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

This whole sharing economy thing seemed like such a good idea until this whole global pandemic thing. Now—since I don't own a car—I'm paranoid about all of my transportation options. Muni, BART, Zipcar, Uber, Lyft. That's gonna be a No from me dogg.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

I just realized I look at Twitter’s card validator more than I look at Twitter.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Government's been crowdsourcing stuff for 5,000 years, but millennials are out here acting like we invented, "the sharing economy" because we're too boujee to take the bus.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

@johnmccrory So this either blows up that whole “summer lovin’” trope. Or maybe people are just too cold/wet to bother going to the drug store for contraception in the winter.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Shouts to all the people helping to create the 2019 batch of Scorpios tonight. 😏🍆💦🦂👶🏻

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Remember, it’s “Kobe!” for accuracy, and “Yeet!” for distance.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

@MrsWiesenborn Nah.

[Josh Payton @jpay]

Hey @acehotel, you have guitars in your rooms, but no guitar picks (London). Why don’t you perforate guitar picks into your keycards? Pretty sure you could get at least 3 of them under the magnetic strip. All I’m saying is look into it.