jess

floop is a madman help us save us

[jess @jpayno21]

not groovy, not groovy at all

[jess @jpayno21]

me putting on press on nails feels like drag

[jess @jpayno21]

everyone cheats which is disheartening until u join the club, then it’s comforting

[jess @jpayno21]

drivers license is a certified hood classic

[jess @jpayno21]

i have yet to see a mentally healthy person w tattoos

[jess @jpayno21]

every time a black person doesn’t tip, racism wins

[jess @jpayno21]

i’m at the point in life where i would willingly join a fight club

[jess @jpayno21]

i believe in the goodness of humanity because people flash their lights at other cars to let them know they’re about to pass a cop

[jess @jpayno21]

i cannot explain why but i literally take costar as the word of God

[jess @jpayno21]

getting into a fight where u are 100% right and then getting your period is the devil speaking directly to u

[jess @jpayno21]

people who say “per se” give me SUCH bad ick

[jess @jpayno21]

watching a 30 minute video in class instead of having it assigned for homework is a WASTE of classtime like im begging u to actually teach me something bro

[jess @jpayno21]

@aintdannydevito 😭 no but this is hilarious

[jess @jpayno21]

in an absolute downward spiral

[jess @jpayno21]

drafts 😈

[jess @jpayno21]

the beatles are the white chicken of music

[jess @jpayno21]

one of my coworkers is a walking red flag and im currently hiding in the back to avoid another forced conversation about how much they work out

[jess @jpayno21]

i shouldve quit my job the moment i got a nose bleed at work and my manager asked if i do blow