Johnny

WARNING: I’m a saiyan fan, an October man and an asshole. So if you don’t want your feelings hurt, go away. Also, where’s the pie?

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

I've been alive 21 years and still have no clue what to say when someone knocks on the public bathroom stall

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

Some advice:
1. Never trim your own neck hairs
2. Pee before and after sex, duh
3. Hype every dude up (especially when he’s shooting the deep three)
4. Always use mind control.
5. Never. I mean never! Step on another dudes shoe
Bonus: dont invest in property below sea level https://t.co/gwBmRAonKr

[BTit @Brandy_Tittle]

Imagine a life of nothing but happiness with your special someone

[T☆ @f_00710]

i’ll delete social media for a healthy relationship any day

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

A sane 6 is better than a crazy 9.

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

@Loyalty_b4Blood Shit I was taught to live and let live

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

@Loyalty_b4Blood We live for the love brother. Never ourselves

[Justin Figel @JustinFigel]

Trash

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

@v_farnsworth14 I know this Carpenter....

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

Someone join me for tea in the morning

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

@grantcarp11 Ryan Reynolds is impossibly overwhelming for Fergie. It needs to be a challenge

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

The first one was a test. Again for guys only. If you had to

[Isaac @isaacmcgee]

my new favorite gif ever LBJ the goat bruh https://t.co/qVqvtWwpTj

[Johnny @jpbcarp23]

@isaacmcgee Pam from the office count?