Bowl boi

Super into straight to #Netflix movies. Once wrote a short story about the 80s that didn't go over well.

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much love to the guy walking home from the store with a bouquet of flowers and a half drinken bottle of mickeys

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@_nheeer *would-you-rather

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@_nheeer Yes, but if they shared unhinged either-or-questions then they would be a hero

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Check out some writing by me in @thedrift_mag !

https://t.co/D9aavsdYQ1

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Extremely abbreviated reviews by @natashaegb @JeffreyRubel @jameskhansen @cryinmeehan @aarongonsher @o_rinocoflow @lev_mamuya @jembartholomew @talia_m_blatt @benkesslen @swanmichaels @TorreyPaquette @jpcavender @thomashobohm @tinyarmoredone @naveenr60 etc.
https://t.co/rrlEeopqET

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@alwayssunny Pirate Door

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@thefriscobay Dua

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Glass Onion getting put in the same Netflix category as the babadook

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So fckin good

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movie posters that go hard

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@mechachandler yea books be books ... is kinda a validly hilarious question tho, like take ur Pulitzer w u down to the beach & crack a cold one ya kno

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George Costanza: quiet quit? QUIET quit? When I quit, I tell my boss that under no circumstance will I EVER do ANY work for them again!

Jerry: Then what?

George: I go back to the office the next day

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@SFGiants @TedxxxTalk

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@TedxxxTalk Stranger Swings

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@TedxxxTalk Salty A’s fan alert

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@TedxxxTalk But they won’t

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@ecaviar_ Call a plumber!!

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@ecaviar_ wtf is this renaissance..? He’s the worst

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@ecaviar_ magnificent

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Los Bitchos r very cool (if ur looking to take a break from Wet Leg). That’s all, thanks.

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@zach_vasquez Was just thinking about how I’m not seeing that movie brought up in the early obits coming out. Really good movie

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professional news 💅 i’m becoming a full time tech reporter @ mashable !!👩‍💻

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i will be endorsing no other 2022 musical artists at this time, sincere apologies to O. Rodrigo and D. Lipa